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Pentaftia (Pentaftias legoodus) is a soylogical creature noted for it’s extreme, intense violent rage and strength despite it’s small stature. The creature has no body but a head, alongside five large ears and 2 feet below the head. It is known for shouting the phrase "le good" or "le bad" angrily and repeateadly, both commonly used universally by all soyjaks to denote something good or bad. It is unknown what it is referring to as le good or le bad.

The name is derived from the Greek "pente aftia", meaning five ears.

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Pentaftia ears grow naturally as they age, and they are not born with it instantly.

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This discovery could revolutionize the entire field of taxsoynomy as we know it

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Thoughts?

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hitherto

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Pentaftias can be seen in many places, such as europe, the middle east, the americas, and africa.

The first pentaftia was discovered by a middle eastern scientist in the desert. (Pictured) Here we can see a father taking care of his child, which appears to have 0 ears. This is because, as stated before, pentaftias are not born with 5 ears, they naturally grow it.
After 5 months, they grow 1 ear.
After 10 months, they grow 2 ears
After 13 months, they grow 3 ears.
After 16 months, they grow 4 ears.
After 20 months, they grow 5 ears.

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>>15637111
If you are interested in the discovery of this creature, ask me questions and i will tell you. We at the Science HQ have discovered alot.

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>>15637141
how many Pentaftia are there in the wild today?

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7.5 million

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>>15637141
what is the age of maturity in these things?

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oh my balanced ecosystem that is too many, the soyience says we need to cull the population to a more reasonable number

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>>15637382
I agree, the creature breeds too much.

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1 human year = 10 pentaftia years.
Pentaftias grow mature around age 30 in their time, because that is roughly when they stop growing. A pentaftia is done growing ears when they reach around 15, and keep growing in height until they reach 30.

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Waow i love science



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