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WHy do porn addicts complain about being uhnhappy when they, according to my calculations, should be the happiest people alive?

Could it be that they are lying because theyre too happy? and oreos

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just the thought of anything other than male virgin and female virgin true love has repulsed me

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Trvth im cis btw

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>>15635106
There’s next to no female virgins albiet

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>WHy do porn addicts complain about being uhnhappy when they, according to my calculations, should be the happiest people alive?
>
>Could it be that they are lying because theyre too happy? and oreos

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>>15635106
I was also thinking if you're good with that why don't most of you just masturbate for 12 hours and sleep for the next 12? Are you not capable of doing that? Sorry I don't know alot about the humN body yet

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no arrow so you look like this and say this

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>>15635246
Pf course because im genuinely curious

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>>15634977 (OP)
i havent jerked off in over a month and i had sexual fantasies about the roastie sitting beside me on the tram kicking my dick, stomping on me and verbally and physically humiliating me. i had to stop fantasising because i had developed an erection and i was hoping she wouldn't notice. fuck the kikes for doing this to my brain

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>>15635281
Why dpnt you do it everyday

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>and oreos

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never goon. embrace calm and lower cortisol.

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>>15635281
nofap goycuckold retard moment

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just the thought of anything other than male virgin and female virgin true love has repulsed me

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>>15635383
My semen fuels my vril

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>>15635194
there are alot actually but theres an issue of which i cannot disclose

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>>15635413
why waste it if it's your vril?

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>eating your own cum

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>>15635423
no there isn't you retarded amerimutt goycuckold fucking kill yourself

there is not a single adult woman in existence who is a virgin

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>>15635423
Please tell me where these aryan princesses are hidden.

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>>15635447
I must find a suitable mate to breed

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>>15635443
What about trqawnsmen

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>>15635366
What is she cookibg

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>>15635382
I don't get it

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>>15635569
πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰

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>>15635281
maybe you should jerk off exclusively to vanilla
and not porn

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awful neutralplier

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>>15635423 hes talking about kids. >>15635447
however, i would highly advise against seeking your "aryan princess" at the local kindergarten

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>>15635637
Hes thinking

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>>15635657
There are actually adult ones thoughgh

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>seeking your little "aryan princess" at a kindergarten

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>>15635701
the jimbo meta

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>>15635701
meta for going to jail perhaps

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>>15635701
giggers…

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>>15635690
yes
most conventionally attractive women would've been fucked by chad already in high school or college, but not the ones with mental illness
so, go for the crazy ones. selecting for social anxiety or history of being a shut in has the highest chance of her being a virgin

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>>15635767
>buying a used car that's clearly a lemon because it has low mileage

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>>15635780
what???

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>>15635767
If only you knew how bad things really are.

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>>15635814
itt we turn into genghis khan and start donating to sperm banks

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fuck i supersaged by accident

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go back up

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>>15635814
My girlfriend one premarital(me)
I am mostly safe hopefully

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>>15634977 (OP)
No correlation,
>I'm an unhappy neet incel
>Why am I unhappy??
>Must be le porn

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>>15635814
I remember roasties would do the rice purity test and brag about having a low score in it

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>>15635933
Wait are you a woman?, I was thinking so becayse I'm confused on how you wouldn't understand why because of how ypur wired

Bcause in evolution that is what the XY chromosome pair runs on essentiually for reprodyuctive purposes, and when theres porn it tricks the system makes the body feel like its constantly achieving that so its like if you got infinite money like the jackpoyt and so what im thiking is If you're like addicted to p[ornography you bascically won everything at life and you hit the jackpot and you can generate infnite happiness no?

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>>15635877
Why do u not trsut your girlfined

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>>15635877
If your body could handle masturbating 100hours a day would you burn your girlfriend? Be honest. You would. You're built like that aren't you?

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>>15635814
I would be willing to bet that the kinds of women who are virgins are a lot less likely to be polled for these studies. Anecdotal, but most women I know have never been in a relationship. fuggen jerdee



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