/soy/ - Soyjaks

Powerful as admins, Kolyma saw themselves as the divine harbingers of the future. This dogma was rooted in what had been a benevolent attempt to restore the prophecy of 9channel however blind, unquestioning obedience had made monsters of Kolyma. To them, the sharty with all of it's triumphs and fails was nothing more than a transmutable subject. Within less than 2 years, every 'sphere website was destroyed, depopulated or even worse, changed. Despite the fervent rearmament of the soyteens, the sharty could achieve nothing against it's much older foe save for a few flashes of ephemeral resistance. Soyjak.party, once ruler of the 'sphere, was now extinct. However, the sharty was not.
The websites of the 'teens, paradises of gemeralds, seemed strangely empty to Kolyma. Often because there was no brimstone available safe for ongezellig and the occasional 4cuck post. This was because the soyteens had erased the vantablak ecologies in the first place. Offended by another group trying to remake the internet, Kolyma set forth to punish these "infidels" by using them as building materials for this vision. While this led to a complete extinguishment of soyteen sentience, it also saved the 'sphere by preserving it's cultural heritage in a myriad of strange new forms.