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▶The 5-point Program Chud 28 minutes ago №15629945[Quote] [Voice Chat]
The program of the National Soyist Party is a schedule. The party's duce (leader) refuses to draft new goals after the ones listed in the program are achieved, solely for the purpose of enabling the party to continue to exist by artificially increasing the dissatisfaction of the masses.
1. We demand the union of /soy/, /jak/ and /r/ to form a Greater /soy/ on the basis of the soyjaks’ right to self-determination.
2. We demand equality of rights for soyjaks with other nations of the website (pepes, gigachads, etc.).
3. None but soyjaks (in the most narrow interpretation of the word) may be citizens of Greater /soy/. None but those of IAS blood, whatever their creed, may be members of Greater /soy/. No NAS, therefore, may be a member of the Board. We demand the abolition of all NAS from Greater /soy/.
4. We demand an expansion on a large scale of the number of pinned quality threads (adventure threads, soyquoting threads, art threads, etc.) on /soy/.
5. We demand the deletion of all other boards, which serve the demoralizers rhetoric of the site being a 0 PPH DNB, except /pol/, /qa/ and /mtv/.
The leader of the party promises to stand up for the execution of the above points ruthlessly, if necessary at the cost of his own life.
/soy/, March 24, 2026.
▶Chud 27 minutes ago №15629952[Quote]>>15629998
Probably never happens awuurd
▶Chud 21 minutes ago №15629998[Quote]>>15630040
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>>15629952Sooner or later, Quote WILL be toppled. The NSP (National Soyist Party) will be there to fill that power vacuum. In the meantime, NAS and bait threads here on /soy/ will be saged to hell by our paramilitary section, the
>Soykorps▶Henry 15 minutes ago №15630040[Quote]>>15630100
>>15629998Holy LARPPPPPPPPPPPP
>muh heckin soyjackerino political party!!!▶Norwegian 9 minutes ago №15630100[Quote]
>>15630040Shut up,
(((Quote collaborationist)))▶Chud 7 minutes ago №15630116[Quote]>>15630149
>5. We demand the deletion of all other boards, which serve the demoralizers rhetoric of the site being a 0 PPH DNB, except /pol/, /qa/ and /mtv/.You realise point 3 would already solve this problem, right?
People would actually have to use the other boards
▶Chud 5 minutes ago №15630125[Quote]>>15630149
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>The program of the National Soyist Party is a schedule. The party's duce (leader) refuses to draft new goals after the ones listed in the program are achieved, solely for the purpose of enabling the party to continue to exist by artificially increasing the dissatisfaction of the masses.>>1. We demand the union of /soy/, /jak/ and /r/ to form a Greater /soy/ on the basis of the soyjaks’ right to self-determination.>2. We demand equality of rights for soyjaks with other nations of the website (pepes, gigachads, etc.).>3. None but soyjaks (in the most narrow interpretation of the word) may be citizens of Greater /soy/. None but those of IAS blood, whatever their creed, may be members of Greater /soy/. No NAS, therefore, may be a member of the Board. We demand the abolition of all NAS from Greater /soy/.>4. We demand an expansion on a large scale of the number of pinned quality threads (adventure threads, soyquoting threads, art threads, etc.) on /soy/.>5. We demand the deletion of all other boards, which serve the demoralizers rhetoric of the site being a 0 PPH DNB, except /pol/, /qa/ and /mtv/.>>The leader of the party promises to stand up for the execution of the above points ruthlessly, if necessary at the cost of his own life.>>/soy/, March 24, 2026.▶Chud 3 minutes ago №15630137[Quote]>>15630149
>equality of rights for soyjaks with other nations of the website (pepes, gigachads, etc.).Soyjak website. Fuck reddit frogs and giggers are mid
▶Hornyson 3 minutes ago №15630142[Quote]>>15630149
2 and 3 are different
▶Spadeson Just now №15630149[Quote]
>>15630116Boards like /biz/ and /asp/ would still be dead, because nobody uses this website to talk about muh football match or muh crypto seriously.
>>15630125Another
(((Quote collaborationist))).
>>15630137They are undoubtedly part of the site's wider culture. Nonetheless, all NAS should migrate over to /qa/.
>>15630142Yup.