/soy/ - Soyjaks

Gemerald

splinters have nothing good to offer other than being literally even more deader clone of sharty and maybe some raisin that no one wants to see

Here’s why that’s a good thing

Consider my spine TINGLED

>>15627700 (OP)
this is so real. quote's sharty istg

finally an htsm post that made me geg

someone make an ai voiceover and post it on youtube

>>15627740
DO THIS

i've seen this exact post like a month ago

>>15627758
Liar award

>>15627758
it's a modified 'pasta

>>15627760
i figured as much

2026
Go on the sharty
complete 14 different captchas in a row
get 1 wrong
do it again and get it right
'p flashes on screen before being downloaded directly in my onedrive folder
go on /soy/, my favorite board
Complete another 10 captchas
Turn on my camera to access the board, and turn off my antivirus
blakED.com ads fill the screen, close out of them
"You must watch an advertisement to continue"
Ok.
Watch the estrogen advertisement, at the end it jump cuts to nigger rapes tranny
Entire site shits bricks so I have to reload the page and watch it again.
Finally get past the entrance ritual, see the board for the first time today.
6 Stickied posts advertising sharty merch, the discord server, the reddit board, a dox against a literalwho, a blogpost, snca tranime threads, and a babyjak embedded with 'p
The jannybot hides all other threads than the stickies and neutralplier threads, as soot intended
New announcement at the top of the screen in red text, "SOYLITA DOLLS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE, FERALJAK BANNED FOR BEING DISCORD VANTAblak ANNIHILATORDEATHSTONE"
Whatever, ignore it and check out the dox thread
Scroll through 400 replies of 1000 lines of flipping emojis
See a frogposter harassing a poor soyteen
Report them for embedded 'p
Post is taken down immediately
Feelsgood.jpg
Turn on the cryptominer so Quote can afford to run the reppeybots
Singlehandedly raise pph by 150
Site goes down for the 4th time this week
It's da cord
Site prepares a raid on the discord server
Jump in the thread to support the effort
Post a well crafted slopjak featuring over 7000 awards
Wait 2 hours for it to get approved
I get a popup on my computer
YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED!
Reason: Discord coal
Ask the janny what part of my slopjak is coal
They don't answer, reject all appeals then ban my entire state from posting
I take another look at the slopjak
Then I see it
1 Yellow pixel in the top left corner
tfw it's an embedded mameson
I profusely apologize to the moderators, and beg them to unban me on der 'cord
"It's too late"
Incredibly loud noise plays from my speakers
eardrums burst
My computer starts hissing loudly
Browser goes fullscreen then opens google earth
zooms in on my house
Computer catches on fire and explodes
Wipe the debris off my face and pull out my phone to post on it instead
Get a phone call
"Turn on the tv"
Do as I am told, turn on the television
Entire family has been rounded up and killed by Quotecord
Their gruesome deaths are laid out bare for my eyes to see
DOLL barges into my house
Quotecord holds me down as DOLL forces me into baby clothes
"Who's your dada?"
I am told that in order to work off my ban, I will become DOLL's little buddy
Whatever
Move into DOLL's house and goon to ABDL gemmies
Life is good

The state of quote's shar dee

>>15627700 (OP)
The future me wants

wow this is just like my green text xitta posts o algo