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Apologies for the hour of downtime, the site got dropped by the host.

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>Heya sir! Can I get a matcha latte?
<Sorry sir we’re all out.
>N-NO! THIS CANT BE! HOW THE FRICK AM I MEANT TO POST MY INSTA STORY WITH ME DRINKING A MACTHA LATTE WHILE READING A BOOK ABOUT PERIODS SO THAT ALL THE WOMEN WILL LOVE ME AND HAVE SEX WITH ME!? HOLY SHIT IM FUCKED!

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kek

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>trying to force mulletjaks again
Why can't mullet sissies just accept that VlodGODs won? Why are they continually so mindbroken?

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>>15627378
you just successfully made my clitty leak. are you proud of yourself?

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N-NO! THIS CANT BE! HOW THE FRICK AM I MEANT TO POST MY INSTA STORY WITH ME DRINKING A MACTHA LATTE WHILE READING A BOOK ABOUT PERIODS SO THAT ALL THE WOMEN WILL LOVE ME AND HAVE SEX WITH ME!? HOLY SHIT IM FUCKED!

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>Heya sir! Can I get a matcha latte?
<Sorry sir we’re all out.
>N-NO! THIS CANT BE! HOW THE FRICK AM I MEANT TO POST MY INSTA STORY WITH ME DRINKING A MACTHA LATTE WHILE READING A BOOK ABOUT PERIODS SO THAT ALL THE WOMEN WILL LOVE ME AND HAVE SEX WITH ME!? HOLY SHIT IM FUCKED!

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>>15627378
I thought you died

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middlekek

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>>15627371 (OP)
So I know most soyteens are actual children but for those of you who aren't, take the performativepill. I bought a beige quarterzip and blue light glasses and wired earbuds and I've never had as many huzz flirt with me as I do now. I'm telling you you're all sleeping on this method. award

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>Heya ma'am! Can I get a matcha cake?
<Why buy an expensive matcha cake? When you only need 4 ingredients!
>N-NO! THIS CANT BE! HOW THE FRICK AM I MEANT TO POST MY INSTA STORY WITH ME EATING PRE-MADE MATCHA CAKE WHILE READING A BOOK ABOUT PERIODS SO THAT ALL THE WOMEN WILL LOVE ME AND HAVE SEX WITH ME!? HOLY SHIT IM FUCKED!

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>>15627814
>maximizing how attractive you are to specifically the most vapid annoying women

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>>15627840
They're not all insufferable. But then again I get along with almost everyone. It's probably a bad thing really, I should have some sort of filter with who I associate with but so long as the person isn't like cruel or rude I tend to get along with them.



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