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I was playing around on the floor naked in my room (don't ask what I was really doing) and a little bit of diarrhea slipped out while I was stretching. I had a stomachache all day, so probably not the best idea to be doing anything all that active but now I have to deal with the reality that there's a little bit of shit sitting on the carpet next to my bed. It's been a few minutes and it seems to be drying faster than I'd expect - not that I touched it or anything to verify. I can't wake my mom up to deal with this. Do I try cleaning it myself, or do I just tell her I had an accident in the morning. She already knows I had a bad stomachache so I can just say I had to wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom but just didn't make it in time because I was super sick and drowsy. Just saying it to myself it sounds pretty believable. Thoughts?

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itt: we dont discuss whatever in the chatgpt this is

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yep i don't care

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Why can't a bike stand up on its own?
Cause it's two-tired!

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>>15627171
It's not chat gpt. Did you just assume that because it was more than a few sentence fragments? You could at least weigh in, selfish little fuck.

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just clean it up it really isnt that hard

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[UPDATE]

I got some paper towels and I was able to get some of it up off the carpet, but there's still a pretty massive stain. I was an idiot and did a slight rubbing motion while I was using the paper towels so it ended up spreading and covering a bigger area than it even did originally. Even if I can somehow use soap and water to clean this up my main concerns are really going to be the smell and any permanent staining. Does anyone have experience getting rid of pet related stains that might serve as a parallel for this?

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>>15627202
have you tried spraying ammonia on it? or any other cleaning solvent that breaks up organic stuff?

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>>15627218
I don't really know where my mom keeps that stuff. I'll have to start looking through the cabinets n shiet. I saw online that there's even carpet specific cleaning products so I guess if I'm lucky she might even have something like that.

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