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I've thought about this. When you take a shit. Do you either grab the shit from your asshole with toilet paper or put toilet paper on your hand and let the shit fall on the toilet paper? I probably use the paper to grab it out so its easier to come out in one full piece instead of multiple pieces.

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yes

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>coming up with half assed bait on the spot so you're shitty 'riant doesn't feel as forced

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>>15625732
But what is the best way? I always keep on getting shit on my hands when doing the grab or cushion method. I've even tried the wiping method but it chaffs my cheeks

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>HNGHH~~ MUST GOON TO BABIES…. I NEED TO RAPE BABIES OR ILL DIE!
>MAP TRANS RIGHTS NYA~!
<QUOTE H-HERE… IM A SHY WITTLE TRANS BABY DOLL MWAAA~
<CACA IS MY SELF INSERT AND I LOVE IT WHEN MUSLIM RAPE GANGS FUCK HOT TODDLERS, IT MAKES MY WITTLE FEMBOI TRANS PEBBLE HARD >~< UWAA

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>>15625741
Also don't recommend me to just let it fall in the toilet because then i have to endure a fucking poseidon's kiss. It makes me feel like the toilet just 'aped me without consent.

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>>15625736
Nah im serious. I've been doing research into this.
We have the Manual Extraction Techniques.
There is the grasp method where you use toilet paper to extract the shit from your anus. But when you do you get shit on your hands.
Then you have the cushion method, it does work but you get also shit on your hands and its bad news if its liquid. Lastly the wiping method which i hate because it chaffs your skin. What is there left for me then?

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Rot coded thread

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>>>15625741
>Also don't recommend me to just let it fall in the toilet because then i have to endure a fucking poseidon's kiss. It makes me feel like the toilet just 'aped me without consent.



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