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Here is a sharty-style (4chan/OkCupid) copypasta, inspired by the "Hey Shawty" creepy PM format:
Hey shawty, lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. I was just sittin here in my gaming chair (24 hours straight no break) sipping monster energy and I saw your profile and honestly? I think I just found the new queen of my digital domain.
I’m a 6’4” (in my dreams) financial mastermind (I own 0.0003 dogecoin) looking for a loyal queen to help me pay my rent. You look like you enjoy long walks to the fridge and 3 a.m. gaming sessions. Forget those other NPCs in your DMs, they ain't got the aura I got. Hit me back and let’s make some magic happen, maybe even hit up a Discord mod call later. No cap. im trans btw

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GEEEGEGEGS S TITS DENTIENT HELP EM

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