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I am a disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak. I don't have a job, I have not been outside in over two weeks, I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming, doing assignments for graduate school and drinking. I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes, and just sitting here I can smell my disgusting bra. I have no IRL friends, and I am suffering from crippling depression. To top it all off I waste time on this stupid fucking website doing jackbox raids and replying to shit bait.

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>Foid
Sex?

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>>15614371
no. I am disgusting and 30 pounds overweight

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htsm
Show a good Hunky some boobs, pretty please?
No arrow because I say dis mayne. fuggen jerdee

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kys foid

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>>15614368 (OP)
AAAAAAA SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVE I CAN'T HOLD IT AHHHHH

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>>15614394
No. I hate niggers.

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Kys if tranny
Please date me if real woman

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mmmmm i bet those queefs could kill a fucking skunk but not me
gosh, i bet you never run out of yeast, do you?
*snfifff& mmmmmmmfpffhfhhh

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>>15614403
fuck off twitter immigrant

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Woah, momma! A genuine dame! Uh, can you posts your, uh, ankles for me, baby?

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>mmmmm i bet those queefs could kill a fucking skunk but not me
>gosh, i bet you never run out of yeast, do you?
>*snfifff& mmmmmmmfpffhfhhh

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This entire thread is a stark reminder of why i hate moidniggers

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>This entire thread is a stark reminder of why i hate moidniggers

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>>15614368 (OP)
Learn random TikTok incel words and post about being a rotmaxxed femcel on TikTok and insta, now you should have a zillion views. also say nigger every once and awhile make sure you attract the right crowd.

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>>15614417
>OH MAH GAWD- I MEAN, OH MY FAUCI
>IS THAT ELVIS PRESLEY?!!
>CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!!

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>>15614426
Nufoidcaca got filtered by other nusois… you deserve to never feel safe walking at night! But you also deserve to get raped! Kek, it's kino!

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>>15614433
I think that would be enough to make me rope

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Shit fucking bait.

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Show bobs and vagne, or leave!

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>>15614431
Not all of us here just want to dump over you for gegs or just genuine simping
Alot of us have dreams of living with plus sized women and caring and loving them
Even if don't like us, please give us a chance

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>>15614450
I think posting boobs on the bald man with glasses website would be a new low

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>>15614368 (OP)
Oh just stop drinking and you'll be fine

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>I think posting boobs on the bald man with glasses website would be a new low

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It can't be that bad

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>>15614386
Unironically that's not too bad, you can lose that with a bit of effort if this part isn't bait
I believe in you

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>>15614431
This doesn't make sense doe because if it's not bait then it would be posted on the 'fe instead

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>I am a disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak
>I don't have a job
>I have not been outside in over two weeks
>I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming and drinking.
>I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes
>I can smell my disgusting bra
>I have no IRL friends
>I am suffering from crippling depression
>I waste time on this stupid fucking website

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>>15614464
Ive tried but my addiction is pretty bad

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>>15614452
Hello lady, can you reppy?

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>>15614490
Lady are you reading this?

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>>15614508
no sorry im not

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I'm an ugly guy with tons of money, but nobody to love. As a foid yourself, how do I avoid annoying gold digging foidniggers?

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>>15614487
Even if bait or troon this is sad and I hope anyone who is actually addicted can get cured someday
If you want to get better then try simple things and move on to bigger things
Clean a spot on your desk and then your whole desk, then other things
Then eventually you can start grabbing clothes one by one and putting them into a spot
After that you can take the clothes to the washer and put them in and start doing that
If you cut each task into mini tasks that you don't have to do one after the other then it doesn't seem so bad, just do it one at a time

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Voice?

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>>15614545
Thats a good idea. I guess the most obvious first steps would be throwing away all the empty bottles and cans and doing my laundry.

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wanna meet up irl and have sex

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>>15614578
moids always act like they are into women like me but they never actually are

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>>15614368 (OP)
Are you a real woman. Post bobs and vegene

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>>15614599
oh im into you. let me smell them unwashed pits and feet girl i promise ill treat you right ill take you out somewhere nice after

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>>15614557
What makes it easier is if you say "today I'll grab some clothes and put them in a pile, tomorrow I'll take them to the washer, the next day I'll wash and dry them, the day after I'll fold them" then you won't be worried about having to do it all at once and you won't feel bad if you don't do all of it, but if you still have the energy to do the next part you're not blocked from continuing and oreos

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>>>15614403
>fuck off twitter immigrant

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hit me up baby I love hags (I'm a sub 4 ugly subhuman freak) o algo

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>>15614599
My friend literally fucks ugly as shit hog women all the time doe

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>>15614599
In reality you're more of a fixer-upper because you'll probably be fine eventually if you keep at it
Try going outside for a few minutes each day or every few days and maybe going on a walk once a week or every two weeks but don't feel bad if you have to skip because that's what causes things to get worse

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>>15614651
Even doe that's just pump and dump and some women don't want that

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>>15614649
>hags
>26 IS YOUNG!

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>hags

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>>15614368 (OP)
LET US HEAR YOUR VOICE

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>>15614690
do this

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>>15614690
tsmt we want to hear you sexy trans voice op

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>>15614673
Yeah but he's also marrying one too so idk there's someone for everyone

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>>15614689
sorry, I shouldn't call them that, I just like adult women. when I say hag I mean it affectionately

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>>15614368 (OP)
Take a shower nigger

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>>15614719
no dont try and backtrack mate you already outed yourself as a pedo and im adding this to your notes and passing it up the chain to quote

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>>15614737
>I'm adding this to your notes

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>>>15614737
>>I'm adding this to your notes

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>>>>15614737
>>>I'm adding this to your notes

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>>15614737
i do regularly bathe

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>>>>>15614737
>>>>I'm adding this to your notes

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>>15614767
based bather

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Hey, do you like men? Like, REAL MEN? not like incel larpers but buff strong men like me?

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>>>>>>15614737
>>>>>I'm adding this to your notes

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>>>>>>15614737
>>>>>I'm adding this to your notes

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OP here, I'm a lesbian btw

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>Doesn't shower
>Doesn't exercise
>Doesn't wash clothing
>Drinks excessively
>Posts this because boo hoo you're a fucking loser pls listen because you're a "woman"
I fucking hate blogposting faggot niggers so much holy shit. Stop posting embarrassing information about yourself. You and I both know that you will never take any "advice" you get from here, and you'll remain a pathetic nigger for the rest of your life. Kill yourself.

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>>15614386
>30 pounds overweight
Perfect. The babies won’t go hungry

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What games do you play? Modern games suck nowadays

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>>15614794
>blogposter genocide

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>>>15614794
>>blogposter genocide

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>>15614787
I only was a few times during sophomore year

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>>>>15614794
>>>blogposter genocide

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>>>15614787
>I only was a few times during sophomore year

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>>>>>15614794
>>>>blogposter genocide

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>>15614368 (OP)
I just wanted to say that you’re beautiful just the way you are

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OP is larping as a woman and is trans btw

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>>15614794
Even doe she will

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>>>15614794
>Even doe she will

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Please have sex with us

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>Please have sex with us
>us

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>>15614981
tsmt we can have a 20 soyteens on one foid gang bang meetup

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>Please have sex with us

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>>Please have sex with us
>>us

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>>>15614981
>tsmt we can have a 20 soyteens on one foid gang bang meetup

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I have a htsn now and it's colorful like coulour jak

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>>15615028
Colorhunks are the new meta

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I say femoid instead of foid

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>>15615051
Metal color hunk

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>>15614368 (OP)
words words words you will never be a real woman you shemale

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>>15615073
Metalhunk won though

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>>15614368 (OP)
>doing assignments for graduate school

This is exttemely good. Some people dont even study. Just FUCKING SHOWER AND WASH YOUR CLOTHES YOU FLITHY FUCK and quit alcohol and concider taking walks outside or something so you can breathe the outside air witch is good and boosts energy and you are going to be okay. Nothing wrong about being terminally online if you are not a neet and if you are taking care of your hygiene and health and go outside once for a while. You should try doing a little sports or something physical too if you have the money or something because sports do all sorts of good shit and make better mood yees.

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>>15615306
But main point is that you are not as cooked if you are studying something because that means that your life is going somewhere and you are not just brapping all day

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thanks for the foidbait here's your reppey big nigga.

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>>15614599
NATHANIEL, WHAT THE NIGGER ARE YOU DOING ON BALD MEN WITH GLASSES WEBSITE? GET OFF IT NOW YOUNG MAN

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100th reppey

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It's a little weird that people just assumed OP didn't bathe despite it not being mentioned anywhere, even I had to re-read to make sure I didn't just miss that part
It just fits with the archetype I guess

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>>15615306
No I bathe, I just dont wash my clothes and I get drunk every night.

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>>15615502
Well, if you don't wash your clothing, what's the point of bathing? You'll just get dirty immediately.

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>>15615569
Then you are even less cooked just stop drinking and start excercising like pick up a hobby or something

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>>15615591
But you should propably wash your fuggen clothes

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>>15615591
Even doe xhe said she's addicted
But if xhe doesn't go outside how does she get the alcohol?

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Attentionwhore hypergamous foidlet

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>>15615690
OP how many bfs have you had?

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>>15615706
I would have replied if it was a guy too doe because I like giving advice

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>I am a disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak. I don't have a job, I have not been outside in over two weeks, I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming, doing assignments for graduate school and drinking. I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes, and just sitting here I can smell my disgusting bra. I have no IRL friends, and I am suffering from crippling depression. To top it all off I waste time on this stupid fucking website doing jackbox raids and replying to shit bait.

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>>15614368 (OP)
GIVE ME PUSSY NOW!
GIVE ME PUSSY NOW!
GIVE ME PUSSY NOW!

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If you are suffering your life, then burn your computer.

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>>>15614368 (OP)
>GIVE ME PUSSY NOW!
>GIVE ME PUSSY NOW!
>GIVE ME PUSSY NOW!

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gem of a thread, op was simply larping

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>>15615591
i am drunk right now

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>>15615704
One. In college i had a bisexual phase and had a gf.

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I'll bite the bait.
You know what your problems are.
If you have no willingness to improve, you're not going to get better.
Focus on improving one thing at a time, not all of it at once.

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>I am a disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak. I don't have a job, I have not been outside in over two weeks, I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming, doing assignments for graduate school and drinking. I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes, and just sitting here I can smell my disgusting bra. I have no IRL friends, and I am suffering from crippling depression. To top it all off I waste time on this stupid fucking website doing jackbox raids and replying to shit bait.

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>foid
PLEEAASEEE SEEXX LETS HAVE SEEXX

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>gem of a thread, op was simply larping

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I am a disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak. I don't have a job, I have not been outside in over two weeks, I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming, doing assignments for graduate school and drinking. I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes, and just sitting here I can smell my disgusting bra. I have no IRL friends, and I am suffering from crippling depression. To top it all off I waste time on this stupid fucking website doing jackbox raids and replying to shit bait

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>>15614368 (OP)
woman is alone for one second:
>WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! I'M A LE FAILURE AND NO ONE LOVES ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!!!!


me (alone my entire life)
<watches kino baki, kengan, garouden, shigurui
<trains to be the best martial artist in the world
<likes blak women with humungous asses

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>>15615019
soyboys all have hilariously small tiny white peckers

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mmmmm i bet those queefs could kill a fucking skunk but not me
gosh, i bet you never run out of yeast, do you?
*snfifff& mmmmmmmfpffhfhhh

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Cobblepoon thread

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I am a disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak. I don't have a job, I have not been outside in over two weeks, I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming, doing assignments for graduate school and drinking. I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes, and just sitting here I can smell my disgusting bra. I have no IRL friends, and I am suffering from crippling depression. To top it all off I waste time on this stupid fucking website doing jackbox raids and replying to shit bait.

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I am a disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak. I don't have a job, I have not been outside in over two weeks, I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming, doing assignments for graduate school and drinking. I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes, and just sitting here I can smell my disgusting bra. I have no IRL friends, and I am suffering from crippling depression. To top it all off I waste time on this stupid fucking website doing jackbox raids and replying to shit bait.

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>>15616058
Baldi won

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nigger

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