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Bapepe 03/22/26 (Sun) 23:30:42 №15614030 [Quote]

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Yurjak 03/22/26 (Sun) 23:31:15 №15614040 [Quote]

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Chud 03/22/26 (Sun) 23:31:59 №15614045 [Quote]

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>Did i tell you guys about the bugs in my dreams that keep playing poker and using me as a lamp because my skin shines? They strip me naked and put me in the middle of the table. Then they start smoking something really strange and it makes me suffocate and my head starts hurting. When I wake up I can hear them crawling around my head. This has been going on for the last few months now ever since that time i was listening to the beatles and they crawled out of my headphones when john lennon summoned them and into my ears. I told my doctor about it but he wouldnt listen but he sometimes visits me in my dreams and sits with me on the table. I dont know what i should do since the bugs are inside of me i cant get them out with any means that arent lethal
>recently they started playing poker during the day as well and they no longer need me as a lamp so they make me play with them but since i dont know the rules i keep losing and i keep losing my money to them and now i am in debt that can only be repaid during the night when i am the lamp since i forgot to tell you they pay me to be the lamp and they pay me quite a hefty sum.
>but the doctor wont listen to me even when i show him where the bugs are and i can clearly hear them he cant i think the doctor might be one of the bugs since it doesnt make any sense why he wouldnt believe me when we could both clearly hear them in my head.
>when i sleep for too long my skin starts burning so i only sleep at most three hours a day i have five alarsm to wake me up but sometimes i sleep through them and my skin catches on fire so i have to put it out with water but the electiricity short circuits and i am shocked with high voltage which makes me fall asleep again and watch them play poker again
>they tell me various things about different topics but mostly about economy, God, and J. they predict the stock market but they keep telling me the wrong thing to make me lose more money and then laugh about it during the poker game. they disrespect god but acknowledge his existence and fear him in a way but since they are not human they dont concren themselves with sin
>I forgot about J but I cant really tell you about him since he would get mad again if i did but he is a certain contemporary of mine who visits me at night before i go to sleep and tells me about how his day went. he is usually very anxious and depressed about his day but he always has something nice to say about tomorrow and if he doesnt its only because he cant speak anymore since it worries him too much. but when it. doesnt woryy him he is a nice acquaintance to have a conversation with
>the bugs are calling me now but i dont want to sleep anymore i havent slept in two days know they are becoming aggressive since they want to play nighttime poker which to them is more special than daytime poker but they cant play without me since its too dark and they need light to see the cards i cant read whats writen on the cards but i assume it to be some kind of a bug language which is impossible for a human to understand since i cant talk to ants and no one else can
>no my previous doctor>>15613590
>tried to prescribe me meds but they shrink the brain but the bugs dont like that since they need something to play on its like a table for them and i am the lamp and without my brain i couldnt even be the lamp imagine that??
>I think i told everything you need to know about the bugs be aware of them they might infest you if you listen to too much Beatles and then you can never get rid of them good night i need to be a lamp

Dr. Soystein 03/22/26 (Sun) 23:33:14 №15614060 [Quote]

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