/soy/ - Soyjaks

[VERSE 1: SOOT]
Looking at it now, Okay: Tranime, Zellig spam, Wild Woody, Cobblestone, Limeaids, the konata guy, and… yup! I read all of your suggestions, and I saw none say "Me vs fat ass troon story fan." Oh, whatever, here's my first issue: I barely give a fuck about you to diss you. Step on a beat with me and you'll surely die trying, and whilst you bleed out I'll have the whole wikifur community crying. Zip it, your community events are mad dumb, I thought owning the sharty was something you ran from. Every now and then limeaids posts something to larp as an important person from when soyjaks were sorta funny. Killing attention spans with cordson troonslop, DAMN, you're more involved with children than even Kuz. Search "brimstone website" and here's what you get, every log after Froot left, and even Moot would be a better admin ha! What? I needed a rhyme for it. And you look like the horny indian when he's not gooning to BBC, but I think I'd rather describe you in a song: Every day, he's obese, gooning and brapping up the log, I'm hated by everyone for betraying the sharty, and somehow fatty you're more hated than me.

[Verse 2 QUOTE]
Holy crap 'stone, soot is THAT ugly? I think I'd feel better if he stayed away from me. When it comes to admins, these schmucks are the lamest, make an IAS website with a hololive board? Welcome to the sharty, I'm glad that you visited, because sometimes I forget what an ACTUAL soyboy is. I'm so happy admins aren't just here for laugh, "Quote what are you doing?" Rap. Went to Kuz to sell the site and get your debt erased, only to erase your viginity, you got raped! The entire website left ya, now you're in a rut, ring up the police station you children lovin' fuck. Only on 4cuck you weren't all that bad, loved it except for the admins, now you got Kolyma attached, he played you, 2023 you get street checked, you ruined soyjaks! "I actually really like-" shut up mustard. We've had enough of reddit's favorite admin, and the horrible decisions he's made, so like Kuz's aids I'm throwing you in the trash! And you can sit and remember how I kicked your ass.
>part 2 tomorrow probably