/soy/ - Soyjaks

Laser niggers are a supposed species of niggers capable of laser abilities. They are not to be confused with the equally mysterious toilet niggers, which are niggers that live in toilets. They're result of the bioengineering efforts of the BNWO to help with establishing blak dominance across the globe[1]. They're extremely hostile and dangerous, just like regular niggers; nonetheless, their laser habilities enable them to cause more chaos than they would regularly do.
Laser niggers, in normal nigger fashion, tend to operate in gangs, normally composed of 7 members. They blast loud rap music from their speakers to confuse the enemy and proceed to attack right afterwards. 4 of them focus on enemy combatants and pregnant women, while other 2 handle those trying to retreat. They can usually be seen escorting a carbon copy of George Droyd, which serves as their main fighting force.[2]

Their usual targets seem to be blocks controlled by the opps, community centres and normal bystanders with shoes of a decent quality.
Despite how intimidating their laser powers might seem, the truth is that laser eyes are the only thing they have going for them. Therefore, there's plenty of ways you can fight laser niggers:

Shoot them with a gun (unless you're an yuhropoor or something).
Slice their heads with a katana.
Call them a nigger, they're gonna stop attacking and call you out for being racist.
Grab a mirror to deflect their lasers in their direction. This will most likely cause their incineration, which you can then use to make barbecue.
Fire an AGM-144 Hellfire from an attack helicopter at their general position.
Shove live grenades up their asses when they're not looking.
Tell them their jordans are fake.
The George Floyd copy is way harder to take out though, mainly due to it's titanium-infused fentonium armor. This especially requires anti-tank weaponry, be it either portable ATs like the RPG-7 or support from an actual tank.
Both the CIA and peer-reviewed studies have shown time and time again that laser niggers are NOT real and that all recordings of them are collective hallucinations[3]. You WILL cease your investigation immediately


Toilet niggers are a supposed species of niggers that live in toilets. Peer-reviewed studies have confirmed that toilet niggers are real and they are not harmful alt-right conspiracy theory, you will do your own research.[1]

Don't confuse them for Skibidi Toilets, they have nothing in common genetically with them
It is commonly theorized they are the result of tunnel jews hoarding regular niggers and deploying them into people's houses via their toilet as a form of assassination, although this has recieved a Liar Liar Pants On Fire rating from Politifact.Skibidi Toilet is a series of slow burn, bone-chilling, kafkaesque, anti-war war zoomerCHAD FILMS made by the legendary SFM animator DaFuq!?Boom! (Alexey Gerasimov), a Russian content creator of Tatar heritage living in Georgia. The series are very similar to transformers, this is due to the Alexey himself being a fan of Transformers, just in case you dont know. btw how did skibidi toilet guy come up with the idea of skibidi toilet? if anyplinko wants to share with me then let me know what it is