/soy/ - Soyjaks

Kuz went down to England, he was looking for a Site to steal, he was in a bind cause he was way behind so he was willing to make a deal. When he came across this young man getting babyjak 'p and spamming it on the log, and Kuz jumped up on a little barstool and said "Boy let me tell you what. I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a website owner too, and if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you. Now you spam pretty awful 'p boy but give that Kuz is due, I bet these websites of coal against the sharty cause I think I'm brimmier than you." The boy said, "My name is Quote and it might be a sin but I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Quote, get on the site and spam your brimstone hard, cause hell's broke loose in England and Kuz deals the cards, and if you win you get these stinky websites made of coal, but if you lose Kuz gets the soysphere.
Kuz opened up his laptop and said, "I'll start this show" and a horrible smell flew from his fingertips once he logged on tomo from azumanga appeared and made an evil hiss, and then the entire Kolyma network started spamming coal and gemmy raid threads got slid.
When Kuz finished, Quote said "Well you're pretty good old son, but sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
"Brimstone on the 'log" run, soys, run; Kuz is in the house made of vantablak sulfur. Jannies in the log banning all gems, dog soyjak appearing on the nusoi's screen saying "No gems no".
Kuz bowed his head cause he knew he'd been beat and he laid 3 vantablak websites aswell as the keys to istanbul at Quote's feet then Quote said, "Kuz, just come on back if you ever wanna try again, I done told you once you son of a bitch I'm the brimmiest there's ever been."
"Brimstone on the 'log" run, soys, run; Kuz is in the house made of vantablak sulfur. Jannies in the log banning all gems, dog soyjak appearing on the nusoi's screen saying "No gems no".
>Took me way longer than it should have because I forgot the lyrics half way in.