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I was bored so I decied to rewrite the bible.
GEMESIS 1
1 In the beginning soot created the sharty and the /soy/ 2 Now /soy/ was brimstone and empty, emptiness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of soot was hovering over the image board.
3 And soot said, “>Let there be posts” and there was posts. 4 soot saw that the posts were gemmy, and he separated the gems from the coal. 5 soot called the gems “>peak,” and the coal he called “>ass.” And there was iron, and there was brimstone—the first day.
6 And soot said, “>Let there be a vault between the posts and images” 7 So soot made the vault and separated the messages under the vault from the posts above it. And it was so. 8 soot called the vault “>messages.” And there was iron, and there was gems—the second day.
9 And soot said, “>let the posts not be gathered to one place, and let separation appear.” And it was so. 10 soot called the seperation “pages,”And soot saw that it was good.
11 Then soot said, “>Let the sharty produce gem:love-bearing posts and and said posts on the shardee that bear wholesomeness without coal in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The shardee produced: gems bearing wholesomeness according to their kinds and posts bearing gems in it according to their kinds. And soot saw that it was good. 13 And there was iron , and there was gem—the third day.
14 And soot said, “>Let there be mods in the vault of the posts to separate the gems from the ‘p, and let them serve of media appending approval, for days and years, and them be janitors in the vault of the pages to give peace on the shardee.” And it was so. 16 soot made two janitors—the larger janitor to govern the gems and the lesser light to govern the coals. He also made the jannies. 17 soot set them in the vault of the sharty to give peace on the shardee, 18 to govern the gem and the coal, and to separate gem from coal. And soot saw that it was good. 19 And there was iron , and there was gem—the fourth day.
20 And soot said, “>let the posters of /soy/ and all have names that been rolled” 21 So soot created the namerolls of the /soy/ and /qa/ (and more) And soot saw that it was good. O algo 22 soot blessed them and said, “I will make some of you special and add tezt to the end of posts.” 23 And there was iron, and there was gem—the fifth day.
24 And soot said, “>Let the land produce jaks according to their kinds: the livestock, the jaks that move along the ground, and the wild imps, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 25 soot made the wild SOYJAKS according to their kinds, the jaks according to their kinds, and all the jaks that move along the ground according to their kinds. And soot saw that it was good.
26 Then soot said, “>let us make sentient jaks.”
27 So soot created soykind in his own image,
in the image of soot he created them;
male and female he created them.
28 soot blessed them and said to them, “>Be original and increase in number; fill the shardee and subdue it. Rule over the jaks in the sea and the jaks in the sky and over every living jak that moves on the ground.”
29 Then soot said, “>I give you every gem post on the face of the whole sharty and every page that has gems with joy in it. They will be yours for boredom. 30 And to all the jaks of the shardee and all the niggers in the sky and all the jaks that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every gem post for food.” And it was so.
31 soot saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was iron, and there was gem—the sixth day.
(ITS OVER)
That took a while. I may make another I wanna
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this already exists
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>>15599358Oh alright then.
Tho I’m just doing like the full bible but still, damn.
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Already exists
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>>15599616GET OUT MY HEAD
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>I was bored so I decied to rewrite the bible.
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>GEMESIS 1
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>1 In the beginning soot created the sharty and the /soy/ 2 Now /soy/ was brimstone and empty, emptiness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of soot was hovering over the image board.
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>3 And soot said, “>Let there be posts” and there was posts. 4 soot saw that the posts were gemmy, and he separated the gems from the coal. 5 soot called the gems “>peak,” and the coal he called “>ass.” And there was iron, and there was brimstone—the first day.
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>6 And soot said, “>Let there be a vault between the posts and images” 7 So soot made the vault and separated the messages under the vault from the posts above it. And it was so. 8 soot called the vault “>messages.” And there was iron, and there was gems—the second day.
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>9 And soot said, “>let the posts not be gathered to one place, and let separation appear.” And it was so. 10 soot called the seperation “pages,”And soot saw that it was good.
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>11 Then soot said, “>Let the sharty produce gem:love-bearing posts and and said posts on the shardee that bear wholesomeness without coal in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The shardee produced: gems bearing wholesomeness according to their kinds and posts bearing gems in it according to their kinds. And soot saw that it was good. 13 And there was iron , and there was gem—the third day.
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>14 And soot said, “>Let there be mods in the vault of the posts to separate the gems from the ‘p, and let them serve of media appending approval, for days and years, and them be janitors in the vault of the pages to give peace on the shardee.” And it was so. 16 soot made two janitors—the larger janitor to govern the gems and the lesser light to govern the coals. He also made the jannies. 17 soot set them in the vault of the sharty to give peace on the shardee, 18 to govern the gem and the coal, and to separate gem from coal. And soot saw that it was good. 19 And there was iron , and there was gem—the fourth day.
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>20 And soot said, “>let the posters of /soy/ and all have names that been rolled” 21 So soot created the namerolls of the /soy/ and /qa/ (and more) And soot saw that it was good. O algo 22 soot blessed them and said, “I will make some of you special and add tezt to the end of posts.” 23 And there was iron, and there was gem—the fifth day.
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>24 And soot said, “>Let the land produce jaks according to their kinds: the livestock, the jaks that move along the ground, and the wild imps, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 25 soot made the wild SOYJAKS according to their kinds, the jaks according to their kinds, and all the jaks that move along the ground according to their kinds. And soot saw that it was good.
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>26 Then soot said, “>let us make sentient jaks.”
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>27 So soot created soykind in his own image,
> in the image of soot he created them;
> male and female he created them.
>28 soot blessed them and said to them, “>Be original and increase in number; fill the shardee and subdue it. Rule over the jaks in the sea and the jaks in the sky and over every living jak that moves on the ground.”
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>29 Then soot said, “>I give you every gem post on the face of the whole sharty and every page that has gems with joy in it. They will be yours for boredom. 30 And to all the jaks of the shardee and all the niggers in the sky and all the jaks that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every gem post for food.” And it was so.
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>31 soot saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was iron, and there was gem—the sixth day.
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>(ITS OVER)
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>That took a while. I may make another I wanna
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>>I was bored so I decied to rewrite the bible.
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>>GEMESIS 1
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>>1 In the beginning soot created the sharty and the /soy/ 2 Now /soy/ was brimstone and empty, emptiness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of soot was hovering over the image board.
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>>3 And soot said, “>Let there be posts” and there was posts. 4 soot saw that the posts were gemmy, and he separated the gems from the coal. 5 soot called the gems “>peak,” and the coal he called “>ass.” And there was iron, and there was brimstone—the first day.
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>>6 And soot said, “>Let there be a vault between the posts and images” 7 So soot made the vault and separated the messages under the vault from the posts above it. And it was so. 8 soot called the vault “>messages.” And there was iron, and there was gems—the second day.
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>>9 And soot said, “>let the posts not be gathered to one place, and let separation appear.” And it was so. 10 soot called the seperation “pages,”And soot saw that it was good.
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>>11 Then soot said, “>Let the sharty produce gem:love-bearing posts and and said posts on the shardee that bear wholesomeness without coal in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The shardee produced: gems bearing wholesomeness according to their kinds and posts bearing gems in it according to their kinds. And soot saw that it was good. 13 And there was iron , and there was gem—the third day.
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>>14 And soot said, “>Let there be mods in the vault of the posts to separate the gems from the ‘p, and let them serve of media appending approval, for days and years, and them be janitors in the vault of the pages to give peace on the shardee.” And it was so. 16 soot made two janitors—the larger janitor to govern the gems and the lesser light to govern the coals. He also made the jannies. 17 soot set them in the vault of the sharty to give peace on the shardee, 18 to govern the gem and the coal, and to separate gem from coal. And soot saw that it was good. 19 And there was iron , and there was gem—the fourth day.
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>>20 And soot said, “>let the posters of /soy/ and all have names that been rolled” 21 So soot created the namerolls of the /soy/ and /qa/ (and more) And soot saw that it was good. O algo 22 soot blessed them and said, “I will make some of you special and add tezt to the end of posts.” 23 And there was iron, and there was gem—the fifth day.
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>>24 And soot said, “>Let the land produce jaks according to their kinds: the livestock, the jaks that move along the ground, and the wild imps, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 25 soot made the wild SOYJAKS according to their kinds, the jaks according to their kinds, and all the jaks that move along the ground according to their kinds. And soot saw that it was good.
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>>26 Then soot said, “>let us make sentient jaks.”
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>>27 So soot created soykind in his own image,
>> in the image of soot he created them;
>> male and female he created them.
>>28 soot blessed them and said to them, “>Be original and increase in number; fill the shardee and subdue it. Rule over the jaks in the sea and the jaks in the sky and over every living jak that moves on the ground.”
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>>29 Then soot said, “>I give you every gem post on the face of the whole sharty and every page that has gems with joy in it. They will be yours for boredom. 30 And to all the jaks of the shardee and all the niggers in the sky and all the jaks that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every gem post for food.” And it was so.
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>>31 soot saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was iron, and there was gem—the sixth day.
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>>(ITS OVER)
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>>That took a while. I may make another I wanna