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If there are any girls (actual girls, no troons) on here that are single and want a boyfriend, I am currently looking for a girlfriend and would like to find one to date.

First, what I bring to the table.

Income: Unpredictable. Sometimes a lot, sometimes nothing, depending on my current situation. I come from a wealthy family though, so if a serious medical or financial emergency ever happened they would likely make sure you get the best treatment. If they like you, you might even get to ride on a private jet. I am not a drug dealer.

Age: 20

Attractiveness: I've been going to the gym consistently for about 4-5 weeks and plan to build the best body I can.

Personality: I’m autistic, ambitious, and somewhat eccentric, but I know how to behave. If I really like you, I’ll work very hard to become rich so you wouldn’t have to work and could just vibe all day.

What I'm looking for:
1. Female, ideally 18–22
2. White and located in the United States
3. Able to travel alone
4. Not constantly asking for drugs or money (I’m not a bank or pharmacy)
5. Enjoys things but not addicted to substances (including heavy nicotine/alcohol use)
6. Not retarded
7. Discreet and not gossipy
8. Works out regularly or willing to start
9. Healthy looking (bonus for cuteness and big boobs)
10. Not fat
11. Mentally stable
12. Kind and affectionate toward me
13. Female and willing to have children soon
14. Virgin with no male friends (I’ll hold myself to the same standard with female friends)

That’s it.
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vp

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>>15586897
no arrow

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>>15586897
Mass reply sister.. you forgot your arrow.

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vp

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>>15586921
nigger nameroll

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>>>15586676
>geg im trans btw

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vp

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>>15586877
EMAIL OR YOU ARE NIGGER: herreraP@a51.fbi.gov

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i wanna fuck a tranny

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>If there are any girls (actual girls, no troons) on here that are single and want a boyfriend, I am currently looking for a girlfriend and would like to find one to date.
>
>First, what I bring to the table.
>
>Income: Unpredictable. Sometimes a lot, sometimes nothing, depending on my current situation. I come from a wealthy family though, so if a serious medical or financial emergency ever happened they would likely make sure you get the best treatment. If they like you, you might even get to ride on a private jet. I am not a drug dealer.
>
>Age: 20
>
>Attractiveness: I've been going to the gym consistently for about 4-5 weeks and plan to build the best body I can.
>
>Personality: I’m autistic, ambitious, and somewhat eccentric, but I know how to behave. If I really like you, I’ll work very hard to become rich so you wouldn’t have to work and could just vibe all day.
>
>What I'm looking for:
>1. Female, ideally 18–22
>2. White and located in the United States
>3. Able to travel alone
>4. Not constantly asking for drugs or money (I’m not a bank or pharmacy)
>5. Enjoys things but not addicted to substances (including heavy nicotine/alcohol use)
>6. Not retarded
>7. Discreet and not gossipy
>8. Works out regularly or willing to start
>9. Healthy looking (bonus for cuteness and big boobs)
>10. Not fat
>11. Mentally stable
>12. Kind and affectionate toward me
>13. Female and willing to have children soon
>14. Virgin with no male friends (I’ll hold myself to the same standard with female friends)
>
>That’s it.

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Well, im gonna give up for now.

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foid here (can be proven), i appreciate your inquiry and meet most of your requirements but sadly
>1. i already have a chuddy boyfriend with all the relevant traits i want in a man (including owning farmland in brazil and being willing to follow me to rural russia if the circumstances require it)
>2. while i meet your other requirements, my ass is NOT mentally stable (umm hello? im on the sharty as my website of choice?) (i am collecting mental illnesses like soyboys collect pokemon cards and on top of normal bipolar bitch stuff and SNCA troon-tier mental illnesses im pretty sure i still have psychosis since i have strong delusions)
i encourage you to keep searching bro, after all, every gambler quits before they find the soywoman gf of their dreams. i highly suggest taking your search offsite because it is exceedingly rare for a woman fitting those traits to also be a mainline sharty user, okay speaking from experience?

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>>15587270
is it a good idea to do it on 4cuck?

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>foid here (can be proven), i appreciate your inquiry and meet most of your requirements but sadly
>>1. i already have a chuddy boyfriend with all the relevant traits i want in a man (including owning farmland in brazil and being willing to follow me to rural russia if the circumstances require it)
>>2. while i meet your other requirements, my ass is NOT mentally stable (umm hello? im on the sharty as my website of choice?) (i am collecting mental illnesses like soyboys collect pokemon cards and on top of normal bipolar bitch stuff and SNCA troon-tier mental illnesses im pretty sure i still have psychosis since i have strong delusions)
>i encourage you to keep searching bro, after all, every gambler quits before they find the soywoman gf of their dreams. i highly suggest taking your search offsite because it is exceedingly rare for a woman fitting those traits to also be a mainline sharty user, okay speaking from experience?

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i copied this from /s4s/ im not actually searching for a girlfriend im gonna go to sleep now

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>foid here (can be proven), i appreciate your inquiry and meet most of your requirements but sadly
>>1. i already have a chuddy boyfriend with all the relevant traits i want in a man (including owning farmland in brazil and being willing to follow me to rural russia if the circumstances require it)
>>2. while i meet your other requirements, my ass is NOT mentally stable (umm hello? im on the sharty as my website of choice?) (i am collecting mental illnesses like soyboys collect pokemon cards and on top of normal bipolar bitch stuff and SNCA troon-tier mental illnesses im pretty sure i still have psychosis since i have strong delusions)
>i encourage you to keep searching bro, after all, every gambler quits before they find the soywoman gf of their dreams. i highly suggest taking your search offsite because it is exceedingly rare for a woman fitting those traits to also be a mainline sharty user, okay speaking from experience?

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>>15587290
goodnight baitCHAD

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>>15587270
ts boiii diddy 💀

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vp

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ah hell nah ts diddy blud CANNOT be serious w ts gng🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

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>>15587355
When baiting, dont use ClipboardImage.png. This gives it away very easily.

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>>>15587355
>When baiting, dont use ClipboardImage.png. This gives it away very easily.

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>>15585764 (OP)
this is very epic bait.

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why are you replying to this now niggers

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>>>15587355
>When baiting, dont use ClipboardImage.png. This gives it away very easily.

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[1773024223070d.webp]
>>>15586584 (Squirreljak) (03/21/26()00:32:26) [IMG_0624.png]
>>>15586591 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:32:43)
>>>15586593 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:33:01) [Checkjak_OMGSISA.png]
>>>15586594 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:33:09)
>>>15586608 (Meximutt) (03/21/26()00:33:39)
>>>15586611 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:34:00)
>>>15586620 (Dr. Fauci) (03/21/26()00:34:33)
>>>15586624 (Shotjak) (03/21/26()00:34:48)
>>>15586640 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:35:35)
>>>15586641 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:35:36) [IMG_0610.png]
>>>15586642 (Marge) (03/21/26()00:35:41)
>>>15586651 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:36:07)
>>>15586654 (Schwab) (03/21/26()00:36:23) [1549830065352.png]
>>>15586676 (Angryjak) (03/21/26()00:37:50) [20260320_173230.jpg]
>>>15586682 (Chad) (03/21/26()00:38:24)
>>>15586684 (Award) (03/21/26()00:38:29) [1772180617449d.gif]
>>>15586692 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:39:12)
>>>15586695 (Punkjak) (03/21/26()00:39:33)
>>>15586705 (Coinjak) (03/21/26()00:39:56)
>>>15586707 (Lawrence) (03/21/26()00:40:15)
>>>15586712 (Dr. Soystein) (03/21/26()00:40:37) [1769275281229y.png]
>>>15586730 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:41:52) [unnamed (22).webp]
>>>15586739 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:42:37)
>>>15586740 (Sneed) (03/21/26()00:42:41)
>>>15586750 (Tyrone) (03/21/26()00:43:19)
>>>15586757 (Slitherjak) (03/21/26()00:43:45) [1771866240869k.gif]
>>>15586759 (Schizo) (03/21/26()00:43:49)
>>>15586762 (Alicia) (03/21/26()00:43:53)
>>>15586766 (Squirreljak) (03/21/26()00:44:01)
>>>15586769 (Massjak) (03/21/26()00:44:11) >>>15586778 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:44:48)
>>>15586781 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:44:56)
>>>15586784 (Impjak) (03/21/26()00:45:11) >>>15586785 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:45:12) >>>15586789 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:45:25)
>>>15586797 (Buster) (03/21/26()00:45:53)
>>>15586807 (Pepe) (03/21/26()00:46:29) >>>15586810 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:46:50) >>>15586812 (Cobbert) (03/21/26()00:46:52) >>>15586821 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:47:16) >>>15586829 (Angryjak) (03/21/26()00:47:41) >>>15586837 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:48:03) [1772923878791s.gif] >>>15586843 (Poopson) (03/21/26()00:48:27) >>>15586868 (Snopes) (03/21/26()00:49:56) >>>15586873 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:50:33) >>>15586875 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:50:49) [IMG_5480.jpeg] >>>15586877 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:50:53) >>>15586878 (Npestajak) (03/21/26()00:51:01) [1769125344359g.gif] >>>15586892 (Slurpjak) (03/21/26()00:52:00) >>>15586897 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:52:08) [1770686650481x.jpg] >>>15586901 (Raisinskin) (03/21/26()00:52:29) >>>15586903 (Dr. Soyberg) (03/21/26()00:52:32) >>>15586921 (Fingerboy) (03/21/26()00:53:55) >>>15586925 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:54:13) >>>15586937 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:54:55) [177937 - SoyBooru.png] >>>15586967 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:57:03) >>>15586992 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:58:02)
>>>15586994 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:58:11) [1770346398489x.gif] >>>15587066 (Chud) (03/21/26()01:02:17) >>>15587098 (Chud) (03/21/26()01:04:29) >>>15587165 (Impjak) (03/21/26()01:09:49)

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>[1773024223070d.webp]
>>>15586584 (Squirreljak) (03/21/26()00:32:26) [IMG_0624.png]
>>>15586591 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:32:43)
>>>15586593 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:33:01) [Checkjak_OMGSISA.png]
>>>15586594 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:33:09)
>>>15586608 (Meximutt) (03/21/26()00:33:39)
>>>15586611 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:34:00)
>>>15586620 (Dr. Fauci) (03/21/26()00:34:33)
>>>15586624 (Shotjak) (03/21/26()00:34:48)
>>>15586640 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:35:35)
>>>15586641 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:35:36) [IMG_0610.png]
>>>15586642 (Marge) (03/21/26()00:35:41)
>>>15586651 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:36:07)
>>>15586654 (Schwab) (03/21/26()00:36:23) [1549830065352.png]
>>>15586676 (Angryjak) (03/21/26()00:37:50) [20260320_173230.jpg]
>>>15586682 (Chad) (03/21/26()00:38:24)
>>>15586684 (Award) (03/21/26()00:38:29) [1772180617449d.gif]
>>>15586692 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:39:12)
>>>15586695 (Punkjak) (03/21/26()00:39:33)
>>>15586705 (Coinjak) (03/21/26()00:39:56)
>>>15586707 (Lawrence) (03/21/26()00:40:15)
>>>15586712 (Dr. Soystein) (03/21/26()00:40:37) [1769275281229y.png]
>>>15586730 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:41:52) [unnamed (22).webp]
>>>15586739 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:42:37)
>>>15586740 (Sneed) (03/21/26()00:42:41)
>>>15586750 (Tyrone) (03/21/26()00:43:19)
>>>15586757 (Slitherjak) (03/21/26()00:43:45) [1771866240869k.gif]
>>>15586759 (Schizo) (03/21/26()00:43:49)
>>>15586762 (Alicia) (03/21/26()00:43:53)
>>>15586766 (Squirreljak) (03/21/26()00:44:01)
>>>15586769 (Massjak) (03/21/26()00:44:11) >>>15586778 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:44:48)
>>>15586781 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:44:56)
>>>15586784 (Impjak) (03/21/26()00:45:11) >>>15586785 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:45:12) >>>15586789 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:45:25)
>>>15586797 (Buster) (03/21/26()00:45:53)
>>>15586807 (Pepe) (03/21/26()00:46:29) >>>15586810 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:46:50) >>>15586812 (Cobbert) (03/21/26()00:46:52) >>>15586821 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:47:16) >>>15586829 (Angryjak) (03/21/26()00:47:41) >>>15586837 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:48:03) [1772923878791s.gif] >>>15586843 (Poopson) (03/21/26()00:48:27) >>>15586868 (Snopes) (03/21/26()00:49:56) >>>15586873 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:50:33) >>>15586875 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:50:49) [IMG_5480.jpeg] >>>15586877 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:50:53) >>>15586878 (Npestajak) (03/21/26()00:51:01) [1769125344359g.gif] >>>15586892 (Slurpjak) (03/21/26()00:52:00) >>>15586897 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:52:08) [1770686650481x.jpg] >>>15586901 (Raisinskin) (03/21/26()00:52:29) >>>15586903 (Dr. Soyberg) (03/21/26()00:52:32) >>>15586921 (Fingerboy) (03/21/26()00:53:55) >>>15586925 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:54:13) >>>15586937 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:54:55) [177937 - SoyBooru.png] >>>15586967 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:57:03) >>>15586992 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:58:02)
>>>15586994 (Chud) (03/21/26()00:58:11) [1770346398489x.gif] >>>15587066 (Chud) (03/21/26()01:02:17) >>>15587098 (Chud) (03/21/26()01:04:29) >>>15587165 (Impjak) (03/21/26()01:09:49)

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>>15587357
thanks soyim

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>>15587420
Good night, and stop bumping my bait thread please keep it down.

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>>foid here (can be proven), i appreciate your inquiry and meet most of your requirements but sadly
>>>1. i already have a chuddy boyfriend with all the relevant traits i want in a man (including owning farmland in brazil and being willing to follow me to rural russia if the circumstances require it)
>>>2. while i meet your other requirements, my ass is NOT mentally stable (umm hello? im on the sharty as my website of choice?) (i am collecting mental illnesses like soyboys collect pokemon cards and on top of normal bipolar bitch stuff and SNCA troon-tier mental illnesses im pretty sure i still have psychosis since i have strong delusions)
>>i encourage you to keep searching bro, after all, every gambler quits before they find the soywoman gf of their dreams. i highly suggest taking your search offsite because it is exceedingly rare for a woman fitting those traits to also be a mainline sharty user, okay speaking from experience?

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>>15587435
sentient though

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>>15587270
>BPD tranny pretends to be a foid

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if there are actually any girls here I will throttle you with my big hands cuz I know you're into that if you date me. HMU and dont talk to this faggot. I work out every day and read copious amounts, am an avid fan of Russian Literature (Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, Gogol) and am learning the guitar.

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>>15587565
nah babes, go with me. I'm much more muscular and handsome than this cat mothafucka

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>▶Chud 3 minutes ago №15587565[Quote]>>15587598File >(hide): Me.png 📥︎ (90.2 KB, 278x470) ImgOps
>if there are actually any girls here I will throttle you with my big hands cuz I know you're into that if you date me. HMU and dont talk to this faggot. I work out every day and read copious amounts, am an avid fan of Russian Literature (Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, Gogol) and am learning the guitar.
>▶Chud Just now №15587598[Quote]
>Unapproved media
>>15587565
>nah babes, go with me. I'm much more muscular and handsome than this cat mothafucka

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>>15587598
whos this faggot LOL you are chopped and not much more muscular I think!

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if there are actually any girls here hit me up baby. i'd fuck you till you can't walk for a week

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Test

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geg

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>If there are any girls (actual girls, no troons) on here that are single and want a boyfriend, I am currently looking for a girlfriend and would like to find one to date.
>
>First, what I bring to the table.
>
>Income: Unpredictable. Sometimes a lot, sometimes nothing, depending on my current situation. I come from a wealthy family though, so if a serious medical or financial emergency ever happened they would likely make sure you get the best treatment. If they like you, you might even get to ride on a private jet. I am not a drug dealer.
>
>Age: 20
>
>Attractiveness: I've been going to the gym consistently for about 4-5 weeks and plan to build the best body I can.
>
>Personality: I’m autistic, ambitious, and somewhat eccentric, but I know how to behave. If I really like you, I’ll work very hard to become rich so you wouldn’t have to work and could just vibe all day.
>
>What I'm looking for:
>1. Female, ideally 18–22
>2. White and located in the United States
>3. Able to travel alone
>4. Not constantly asking for drugs or money (I’m not a bank or pharmacy)
>5. Enjoys things but not addicted to substances (including heavy nicotine/alcohol use)
>6. Not retarded
>7. Discreet and not gossipy
>8. Works out regularly or willing to start
>9. Healthy looking (bonus for cuteness and big boobs)
>10. Not fat
>11. Mentally stable
>12. Kind and affectionate toward me
>13. Female and willing to have children soon
>14. Virgin with no male friends (I’ll hold myself to the same standard with female friends)
>
>That’s it.



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