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Soyteens please help me I'm literally shaking right now. I finally saved up some money and I want to hire a doll this weekend. I know half of you guys do this so I need tips. How do I actually find a real one and not get scammed? Do I just text the number on the site? I have zero social skills and I'm terrified she's going to think I'm a total loser. What do I even say in the first text? Please guys I'm so desperate.

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>>15584609 (OP)
be good looking

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hookers aren't worth it frogcaca, use that money to find an foid instead

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spend that money to look good by buying better quality food

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waste of money and time and the vast majority of people regret having sex with hookers ESPECIALLY IF
well you sound like a virgin so even more regret losing v card to hooker
when your life flashes before your eyes as you die you will regret that moment so dont do ot

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how much does this bs even cost

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>>15584690
usually 60-160 in cheaper states

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>>15584630
>just self improve
bro
Brutal.
>>15584624
I literally can't talk to a cashier without sweating and staring at the floor, how am I supposed to find a real relationship? Just tell me how the escort sites work please I'm begging you guys.
>>15584667
Do you seriously think I have any other choice? Look at the board we are on. I already regret every waking second of my life, I'm not going to care when I'm dying. Stop trying to save me and just tell me how the process works. Do I need to send them a selfie to prove I'm real? Because if I have to send a selfie they're going to block me immediately. Please just help a buddy out.

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>>15584725
If you can't talk to a cashier you can't talk to a hooker
I had social anxiety before and managed to get a girlfriend snd the first few timed we got down and dirty i couldn't even get hard because I was so nervous. I would bet your wouldn't be able to get hsrd either and no Viagra will not save you
Your choice is not wasting time and money on a worthless whore my friend
do yourself a favor here

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>frogcacas want to have sex with doll
ohnonononoononononon

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Bump because I want to clarify what I'm talking about, I'm hiring a MTF. A t-girl.
I am not a virgin. I've hired normal escorts before. But this is completely different and I'm freaking out. I have zero spine and extreme social anxiety. What if I show up and she just decides she's going to top me? I literally will not be able to say no. I'll just freeze up and let it happen because I'm too autistic to establish a boundary.
Do I text her beforehand that I refuse to bottom? How do I say that without sounding like a total freak? Please guys I'm actually terrified of getting bred just because my social anxiety is too bad to stop her.

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>>15584901
immaculate reppey, this will 1000% bait OP

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>>15584901
bro just kill yourself

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but eat a good diet (heccin' primalerinos)
seriously that will also help with ur awkwardness

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>>15584609 (OP)
>Doll

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I’m literally crying right now because I thought this was the one place where people would understand. I’ve spent my entire life savings on this and I’m so terrified that I’m paralyzed. I'm about to get topped by a 6-foot doll because I have the spine of a jellyfish. I need someone to help make sure I don't fuck up the whole night.

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almost none of us here use prostitutes OP, you must be thinking of /gif/ on 4cuck. a lot of us are genuine don't have money/live with parents because we are genuine teens/young adults so it's not feasible.
also buying sex is completely not worth it and a waste of time, sex only feels good because it's a sign that a foid actually likes you enough to want to pass your genes to the next generation on a biological level. if you're buying sex it's just masturbation with another person, there's no achievement or point to it.

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>>15584901
>>15584993
geg okay this is bait or copypasta from a 4cuck thread surely

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>>15584993
u already bought it?

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>>15584993
dude good luck

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fuck i mean ordered

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>>15584993
how much does it actually cost to have hunky twink sex machine with a tranny

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Soyteens please help me I'm literally shaking right now. I finally saved up some money and I want to hire a doll this weekend. I know half of you guys do this so I need tips. How do I actually find a real one and not get scammed? Do I just text the number on the site? I have zero social skills and I'm terrified she's going to think I'm a total loser. What do I even say in the first text? Please guys I'm so desperate.

Bump because I want to clarify what I'm talking about, I'm hiring a MTF. A t-girl.
I am not a virgin. I've hired normal escorts before. But this is completely different and I'm freaking out. I have zero spine and extreme social anxiety. What if I show up and she just decides she's going to top me? I literally will not be able to say no. I'll just freeze up and let it happen because I'm too autistic to establish a boundary.
Do I text her beforehand that I refuse to bottom? How do I say that without sounding like a total freak? Please guys I'm actually terrified of getting bred just because my social anxiety is too bad to stop her.

I’m literally crying right now because I thought this was the one place where people would understand. I’ve spent my entire life savings on this and I’m so terrified that I’m paralyzed. I'm about to get topped by a 6-foot doll because I have the spine of a jellyfish. I need someone to help make sure I don't fuck up the whole night.

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>to hire a DOLL
OYYYYYYYYYY

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Splendid bait

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>>15584965
>>15585035
a man needs to pay his bills after all

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I wept, i have never seen such a masterpiece in bait be made ever in my life.
Take my plebbit gold.

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I really shed a tear, this was indeed life changing
Take my reppey

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send proof you're going to do dis or dis is bait

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I’m a total subhuman and I'm about to be bred

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ack him then

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>>15585094
fake and gay or something

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>>15585094
this looks like a fake messaging app
also 300 to fuck a tranny in the arse, just shut it down

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>>15584851
Not OP. How did you get rid of social anxiety? It’s ruining my life and I can’t live with it.

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>>15585141
eating better actually works

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>>15585094
>the parking lot

ever notice how the most satanic things happen in urban areas? surely it’s just another cohencidence

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>>15585146
I don’t eat a lot of goyslop though.

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>>15585168
still eating good helps doe
i've been eating a carnivore diet (or primal watever you call it)

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Also yes i drink milk instead of water, how could you tell?

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>>15585094
dont these trannies like bondage?
just put him in bondage and just leave

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>>15585199
let him starve to death

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>>15585026
Sentient

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no

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>>15585061
I wish Doll was rich so he could have kept the site forever



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