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I need help to stop gooning.

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Your condition is due to your pathetic life. Make your life interesting, do new shit, make some friends. But we both know you won't do any of that.

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>>15583566 (OP)
maaaan just get a fucking girlfriend

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>>15583590
Projection.

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>>15583590
I would if I knew how. Any advice?

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>>15583603
My advice would be to go in an environment in which people hold similar interests to you. Now you better not look like a long dead wordfiltercuck, or else it'll all be pointless, as peple don't like ugly niggers. if you haven't done it get tested for autism, it will make shit easier. As for the rest it's all down to raw sheer luck.

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>>15583605
gooning is normal

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cut off your dick or your hand

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>>15583600
we do be looking like this doe

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>>15583644
I don’t have autism.

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>>15583669

If what you say is true, just go and talk to people

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What do you goon to?

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>>15583678
Normie stuff

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>>15583678
don't even joke 'teen

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>>15583603
Take estrogen to lower your testosterone levels, lower testosterone leads to a lower sex drive and therefore less urge to masturbate, simple as
No arrow because somebaldi has done this before and had it work

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>>15583677
I just don’t know where to meet people.

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>>15583701
Do you go to school?

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>>15583705
No I’m a neet

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Learn programming

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Fix your bedtime schedule

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>>15583712
Won’t AI steal the programming jobs?

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>>15583711
This is pretty fucking bad, I'm sorry. Join the army, go drive trucks for the hohol or zigger armies, I don't know man, I wouldn't want to be you

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>>15583698
That will make him cry during the goon sesh.

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>>15583724
I’m actually working on that. It takes some willpower to change your schedule but I’m getting there.

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>>15583727
That sounds like bad advice geg

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>>15583747
What else can you do in this situation?

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>>15583725
You aull need to be code-literate to understand what AI produces, so you could use it as a tool more effectively. Besides, it uses too many resources for how retarded it is

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>>15583765
I dunno. That’s why I’m asking for help. fuggen jerdee

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>>15583725
And who said you'll need programming strictly for work?

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>>15583779
So you don’t think AI will take our jobs? fuggen jerdee

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>>15583781
Ok let's get serious. Society needs construction workers. BOOM. Be one. Make a shitload of money

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>>15583787
I just thought it was what you meant o algo

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>>15583804
That’s for the dalit class though.

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Get someone to steward over you
For Neurodivergence (ADHD, Autism, etc.):
Body Double: This is a very popular term in the ADHD and neurodivergent communities. A "body double" is someone who sits with you (physically or on a video call) while you do tasks you would normally avoid or get distracted from. They don't do the work for you; their mere presence keeps you accountable and focused.

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>>15583823
Unless you're indian, you're in no position to complain about your current job opportunities

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>>15583836
I’m not for back breaking labor. It wouldn’t suit my bloodline.

>>15583834
IM NOT AUTISTIC I JUST HAVE ADD OK!?

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>>15583867
>asks for advice
>refuses advice
>fixes his life???

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work instead goy

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>>15583893
Yes master., how could you tell?

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>>15583880
I wouldn’t say I refuse it, but your suggestion about the military just threw me off a little.

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>>15583940
Your posting on the bald cartoon men with glasses website, one can reasonably infer that you:
a) Are underage and are attending secondary schoo;
b) Are an adult attending university
c) Sincerely (unironically) not in education, employment or training (a NEET)

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>>15584001
You’re a genius.

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OP, don't listen to retards ITT saying "get a life", "get a girlfriend", etc. 'cause we know it isn't that simple. I had your same problem and I solved it by reading this book.
https://easypeasymethod.org/
Give it a try. There's a free audiobook too.

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>>15584241
Thank you! I was searching for this, but I had forgotten the name of it.

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>>15584271
It always feels nice to spread the good word.

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Drink a bunch of water and go play a video game. A GOOD video game, not the porn addict and skinner box slop that 4redditors peddle.



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