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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down.
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The Chuck Norris memes were some of the first I ever read, way back in the 90s. I remember wheezing laughing ar a library computer terminal, while the other patrons gave me dirty looks. Much later, I learned about Chuck Norris’ politics and beliefs and suddenly the memes weren’t funny anymore.
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Chuck Norris isn't dead.
The world just couldn't handle him
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Somewhere in the great beyond, Chuck is rescuing some POW’s from a burning village.
RIP Texas Ranger
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Chuck Norris wonnered