/soy/ - Soyjaks

This happened pretty recently. I was in the school restroom when a
guy I found attractive
TERK walked out of a stall and then left the restroom,
leaving me there alone. I
go to the stall he was in and it gave me an idea. I kneeled over and sniffed the toilet seat to see if he left his scent behind. I got the idea out of an anime clip I saw on TikTok. And I can you not a
nigger walked behind me so quietly and said "the fuck are you doing nigga that is so fucking nasty why are white people weird" he sounded mad asf while he said it. I stayed completely silent because I didn't know how to lie my way out of it, but luckily he went to another stall to mind his own business shortly after. I'm not
going to ever try something like that ever again.