>be creator of the myth behind werewolves>struggling to find a weakness for your monster>make it fucking silver

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Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 08:23:17 №15578944 [Quote]

>be creator of the myth behind werewolves
>struggling to find a weakness for your monster
>make it fucking silver

Femjak 03/20/26 (Fri) 08:27:23 №15578954 [Quote]

because its heckin' incorruptable and pure or something o algo

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 08:30:22 №15578962 [Quote]

>>15578954
if i was the creator of a terrifying monster and i wanted to give it a weakness i would not give it the element worse than fucking gold

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 08:31:36 №15578966 [Quote]

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It's because Jesus was sold out for silver pieces by Judas

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 08:32:00 №15578968 [Quote]

>the weakness is metal
<are you retarded? all bolts have metal tips
<anyone who could wield a crossbow could kill them
>uhh… yeah but the metal is uh… LE DIFFERENT

Lennonjak 03/20/26 (Fri) 08:39:28 №15578987 [Quote]

foids are attracted to werewolves anyone know why

Dubbbzjak 03/20/26 (Fri) 08:40:55 №15578991 [Quote]

>>15578987
beastiality
not even a furfag thing, thats it, nothing else

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 08:41:22 №15578993 [Quote]

Vampires are even worse, they got a gorillion weaknesses each one more retarded than the other

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 08:41:47 №15578994 [Quote]

>>15578993 (Me)
Are Romanians really that pathetic in real life? Just a question

Vlodson 03/20/26 (Fri) 08:42:55 №15578997 [Quote]

>>15578993
them being weak to garlic is so fucking funny geg
like what? a literal VEGETABLE is your weakness?

Schizo 03/20/26 (Fri) 08:43:34 №15578999 [Quote]

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>>15578993
>uhm… guys… I think my little brothers a heckin vampire…
>Yesterday he got a bad sunburn
>and today I shoved garlic down his throat and then stabbed him in the heart with a big wooden pole when he tried reaching for his EpiPen
>cause like… clearly only vampires die from that

Chudbob 03/20/26 (Fri) 08:45:02 №15579001 [Quote]

>>15578999
geg

A24 03/20/26 (Fri) 08:45:35 №15579002 [Quote]

>>15578999
to be fair in the original vampire myth you were supposed to stab the corpse with a stake when it was in the coffin (inanimate during the day) so that it wouldn't get up during the night to prey on people
so you wouldn't be stabbing a moving person

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 08:50:20 №15579017 [Quote]

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>>15578993
>oooooh i will heckin suck out your blood
>but only if its night, a full moon, theres no garlic, rice, mirrors or fire around, you dont have a cross, bible or any silver, you invite me into your house (otherwise i cant enter), there are no children, old people, young people or middle-aged people around, theres no running water and your blood is actually good

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 08:51:12 №15579019 [Quote]

>>15579017
GEG

ElPerro 03/20/26 (Fri) 08:53:28 №15579028 [Quote]

>>15578999
sentry INT

Chud 03/20/26 (Fri) 08:54:38 №15579033 [Quote]