/soy/ - Soyjaks

We first saw signs of the 2nd soypocalypse way back at the sharty's creation, on one thread we had found a lesotho-like creature that wasn't like other life on the sharty; the native life posted IAS and gems on the log but this creature posted what we now know as "tranime brimstone" on the log, it was kind of like an extinct poster from /qa/, so how the hell did this extinct /qa/nigger end up on the sharty? Some people thought soot did it and thus the soyble was created but others thought offsiters did it, that there must of been a website that did raids and had brimstone decades before the sharty even had a board. 1 year into soot's reign and the sharty was attacked by a devilish coalerald website called the 'cuck. They were international nomads who constantly immigrated to sites to achieve their fanatically religious goal of turning the planet vantablak. Powerful as normalfags, 'cuck saw themselves as the harbingers of brimstone and this dogma had came from numerous immigrants from the early 2000s forming some sort of 'cuck tumor in which they worship, we now know this tumor as Japan.