/soy/ - Soyjaks

You chuds give me the ick because I picture y'all sealed off in your fart chambers with no light, and your room's air saturated with your farts. You breathe air containing more fart molecules than oxygen and that gives you a fartbrain.
That's why you chuddie McChuds hate women and minorities, because you have sniffed too many brappas.
Like, imagine thousands of little Chuddies, each one properly boxed in his own fartcube, while interacting with other brapping chuddies all over the world.