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Seriousjak 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:00:27 №15560038 [Quote]

What would happen if Touhou characters lived in the real life?

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:01:29 №15560057 [Quote]

i would kill all of them

Henry 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:01:44 №15560062 [Quote]

>>15560057
why?

PPP 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:02:20 №15560071 [Quote]

>>15560057
You're probably brown and weigh around 90-100 lbs so I would assume that's difficult

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:03:24 №15560077 [Quote]

>>15560071
seething because i'd kill every single one in 5 minutes tops

Lee Goldson 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:03:36 №15560079 [Quote]

>>15560077
how?

Nulljak 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:03:41 №15560081 [Quote]

>>15560071
projection of the century kek
>>15560057
This
im pretty sure they're all like demonic beings that hate humans and want to kill them

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:04:03 №15560084 [Quote]

>>15560081
not all of them hate humans doe

Fisheyejak 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:04:06 №15560085 [Quote]

>>15560079
We live in the 21st century nigga
All it takes is like one, maybe 2 nukes

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:04:42 №15560090 [Quote]

I would make all of them janny on the 'ru

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:05:20 №15560096 [Quote]

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What do you think?

Woahjack 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:05:33 №15560099 [Quote]

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>>15560096
samefag

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:05:38 №15560100 [Quote]

>>15560096
THEY'RE LIKE 12 NIGGER

Slopjak 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:05:49 №15560104 [Quote]

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>>15560099
fail

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:05:56 №15560105 [Quote]

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NIGGER

Gigachad 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:06:02 №15560106 [Quote]

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>>15560038 (OP)
They already do. They're called "women," and they're wonderful., how could you tell?

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:06:04 №15560107 [Quote]

>>15560100
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOC TOE

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:06:10 №15560108 [Quote]

>>15560105
xe got word filtered

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:06:11 №15560109 [Quote]

>>15560096
DOG TOOES

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:06:22 №15560111 [Quote]

>>15560107
just say doctoooos nigga

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:06:24 №15560112 [Quote]

>>15560106
It’s sentient or something

Brandon 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:06:33 №15560114 [Quote]

>>15560108
i know

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:06:57 №15560121 [Quote]

>>15560106
Ultra sentient

Hornyson 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:06:58 №15560122 [Quote]

>>15560111
I am try to not get word filer nigga

Jartycuck 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:07:19 №15560126 [Quote]

>>15560122
you should try speaking english nigger

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:07:23 №15560127 [Quote]

>>15560106
janny please do not approve the media pending anporvol

Glibblezorpson 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:07:26 №15560128 [Quote]

Ask Mamizou to shape shift into my dad just so I can see him again

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:08:17 №15560132 [Quote]

>>15560084
how would you know which ones do and dont doe

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:08:31 №15560136 [Quote]

>>15560132
its better to just fire first and find out later (or never)

Snopes 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:08:39 №15560139 [Quote]

>>15560096
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Cobson 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:08:52 №15560142 [Quote]

>>15560132
i talked to them once they exist but i won't tell you where they are

Shirtjak 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:09:19 №15560145 [Quote]

>>15560132
the human and gods dont

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:09:34 №15560148 [Quote]

>>15560145
kys nigger

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:10:17 №15560156 [Quote]

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>>>15560132 (You)
>i talked to them once they exist but i won't tell you where they are

Nate 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:11:06 №15560164 [Quote]

>>15560156
its true i talked to them and they told me quote is admin 6 and hes ruining the site

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:11:10 №15560166 [Quote]

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troonhou will never catch on

Nate 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:11:24 №15560168 [Quote]

>>15560166
no arrow

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:11:54 №15560173 [Quote]

>>15560164
This is true
#HunkyWasRight
but they do not exist, SCHIZO

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:12:53 №15560180 [Quote]

>>15560173
they exist and theyre on the sharty right now but they dont like tranime bait because they agree with me

Raisinskin 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:13:15 №15560183 [Quote]

Who gives a shit?

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:13:25 №15560184 [Quote]

>>15560183
sentient

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:13:28 №15560185 [Quote]

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:13:51 №15560188 [Quote]

blaking this thread

Nojak 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:15:18 №15560201 [Quote]

>>15560188
obessed about penises award and oreos

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:15:22 №15560202 [Quote]

We can finally know who the best 2hufag is between aout and Trojan Soy guy

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:16:30 №15560211 [Quote]

>>15560183
This thread is better than like 70% of the other shit up on the log right now
Its fucking over for da shardee

Flartson 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:17:08 №15560218 [Quote]

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What would be happenin' if them Touhou scallywags lived in the real life, me hearties?

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:19:34 №15560265 [Quote]

>>15560211
2hu kangz won lol

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:20:59 №15560284 [Quote]

>>15560202
It's me.

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:21:19 №15560290 [Quote]

>>15560284
who are you

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:21:40 №15560295 [Quote]

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>What would happen if Touhou characters lived in the real life?

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:22:07 №15560302 [Quote]

>>15560295
SECA doe

Dr. Soystein 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:24:37 №15560346 [Quote]

>>15560290
'risaposter.

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:25:24 №15560358 [Quote]

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>What would happen if Touhou characters lived in the real life?

Lennonjak 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:25:39 №15560362 [Quote]

>>15560346
Witchcraft lost

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:26:53 №15560375 [Quote]

>>15560362
We are the sons of the 'risas you couldn't burn.

Chad 03/18/26 (Wed) 18:27:48 №15560388 [Quote]

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>>15560038 (OP)
I just bought more land in the metaverse Now I’m gettin paid cash with Atlas Earth Got virtual land all across the globe (across the globe) The next wave is digital catch me on the way up the glow up is visible cop a couple more,
Watch my income go up it’s about to go nuts, it’s about to go nuts Now I’m gettin paid rent in cash with Atlas Earth Atlas Earth Atlas Atlas Earth

Platejak 03/18/26 (Wed) 19:01:22 №15560816 [Quote]

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vp fairy

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 19:39:09 №15561390 [Quote]

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tulpaic grimstone dni

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