kellogs is trying to take me out after i pioneered a bug-free alternative to meal replacements using discarded medical waste. this morning i woke up to a crumpled soylent bottle covered in knife marks set on my dresser. not helping that mcdonalds keeps sen

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Massjak 03/18/26 (Wed) 17:38:16 №15559862 [Quote]

kellogs is trying to take me out after i pioneered a bug-free alternative to meal replacements using discarded medical waste. this morning i woke up to a crumpled soylent bottle covered in knife marks set on my dresser. not helping that mcdonalds keeps sending me packages with the kellogs CEO's house keys and a loaded revolved with the words "do it" written all over it. i knew i never should've gotten into politics

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 17:40:12 №15559874 [Quote]

I think it's keyed

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 17:43:55 №15559898 [Quote]

a gem in a sea of coal

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 17:48:58 №15559930 [Quote]

>>15559862 (OP)
Waow this is actually le heckin' epic writing… I will repost this on my writing discord so that someone can make a full story out of it! I'll post the full story here once it's finished. I'll even offer a month of discord nitro as a prize so that it gets finished quickly! I can't wait!

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 17:49:58 №15559938 [Quote]

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Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 17:50:21 №15559944 [Quote]

geg

Chud 03/18/26 (Wed) 17:52:37 №15559971 [Quote]

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they're mad because you're trying to democratize it and sell it to the goyim. you need to pivot to a different audience by marketing the leftover abortion residue-based meat alternatives to billionaires and sell it at a 10,000% markup. then you'll be the king of the next epstein parties once the billionaire club officially invites you as their chef

Soyjak 20 03/18/26 (Wed) 17:54:08 №15559983 [Quote]

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>kellogs is trying to take me out after i pioneered a bug-free alternative to meal replacements using discarded medical waste. this morning i woke up to a crumpled soylent bottle covered in knife marks set on my dresser. not helping that mcdonalds keeps sending me packages with the kellogs CEO's house keys and a loaded revolved with the words "do it" written all over it. i knew i never should've gotten into politics