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kellogs is trying to take me out after i pioneered a bug-free alternative to meal replacements using discarded medical waste. this morning i woke up to a crumpled soylent bottle covered in knife marks set on my dresser. not helping that mcdonalds keeps sending me packages with the kellogs CEO's house keys and a loaded revolved with the words "do it" written all over it. i knew i never should've gotten into politics

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I think it's keyed

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a gem in a sea of coal

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>>15559862 (OP)
Waow this is actually le heckin' epic writing… I will repost this on my writing discord so that someone can make a full story out of it! I'll post the full story here once it's finished. I'll even offer a month of discord nitro as a prize so that it gets finished quickly! I can't wait!

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geg

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they're mad because you're trying to democratize it and sell it to the goyim. you need to pivot to a different audience by marketing the leftover abortion residue-based meat alternatives to billionaires and sell it at a 10,000% markup. then you'll be the king of the next epstein parties once the billionaire club officially invites you as their chef

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>kellogs is trying to take me out after i pioneered a bug-free alternative to meal replacements using discarded medical waste. this morning i woke up to a crumpled soylent bottle covered in knife marks set on my dresser. not helping that mcdonalds keeps sending me packages with the kellogs CEO's house keys and a loaded revolved with the words "do it" written all over it. i knew i never should've gotten into politics



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