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 â„–15558929[Quote]

>Steps to becoming a soyteen
>Before following these steps, one must meet these requirements:
>Male
>Insecure
>Anti-social
>Has a cynical worldview
>In their late teens
>Severely bitter
>Has zero character
>Displays severe irreverence
>Unintelligent but self-aware
>Is an incel
Eliminate all brain activity.
Eliminate all sincerity.
LARP as a contrarian.
LARP as a political agitator.
LARP as a 4chan troll.
Remember that random equals funny.
Argue for the sake of arguing.
Create memes using soyjak imagery.
Be unbothered.
Be totally unbothered.
Memorize wiki pages.
Respond to every single thread like a programmed bot.
Declare anything that questions the fragile sharty hegemony as bait

 â„–15558933[Quote]

That's me!

 â„–15558935[Quote]

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 â„–15558937[Quote]

Das bait fuggen jerdee
I'm Ukrainian btw

 â„–15558938[Quote]

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 â„–15558941[Quote]

I am a mail
I'm proud of who I am
I have many friends and love talking to people
I rape cynical people
I am 18
I hate almonds
I think I have a decent amount of character
Some irreverence because I don't care
Intelligence is subjective
I rape incels

 â„–15558951[Quote]

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 â„–15558957[Quote]

Some proud MAP made ts

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 â„–15558966[Quote]

>>15558935
generate this but hunky gives a smug look and says "missing something"

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-Eliminating all brain activity.
-Eliminating all sincerity.
-LARPING as a contrarian.
-LARPING as a political agitator.
-LARPING as a 4chan troll.
-Remembering that random equals funny.
-Arguing for the sake of arguing.
-Creating memes using soyjak imagery.
-Being unbothered.
-Being totally unbothered.
-Memorizing wiki pages.
-Responding to every single thread like a programmed bot.
-Declare anything that questions the fragile sharty hegemony as bait

 â„–15558974[Quote]

>>15558929 (OP)
I can't because I have character and am not unintelligent or an incel (involuntary celibate).



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