/soy/ - Soyjaks

Ok. So back when I was around ten, I had the idea of a sort of, “God Thought.”

The God Thought is a thought that could hypothetically give me the powers of a god i.e. whatever I want, to create this thought I would need to think of a thought that was not bound by this world’s logic. For example, “this thought will grant me the powers of god even absurd as it sounds because the power of god is just that powerful.”

This however has not worked, so instead I came up with another thought a few years later via bootstrap logic and the same logic used in the infinite monkey theorem. The thought goes, “This thought will grant me the powers of god, if it doesn’t work then when I eventually get the powers of god because infinite time means I will inevitably attain the powers of god one day without this thought, I will allow this very thought to give me the powers of god.”

This also has not worked, do any of you guys have any theories on how to get a working, “God Thought” that would grant you the powers of god?