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>>15550683 (OP)If all soycuck users were like this the site would be miles better btw
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newdeity. leave, now. there's no salvation for this shit of a site anymore
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nuswa you dont have to actually put anything in the email field to post
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>>15550724What's even the point of the mail field aside from bumping and saging?
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Soytan is coal. It was an ok idea executed horribly and co-opted by the jardeecucks o algo
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>>15550740also if you put anonymous on the email field your id wont show up on id'd threads
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oh wow thats way better than i thought
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Op is completely fine, he just went to grab some water. Remember to take your meds!
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>>15550966how do i know youre op and not a fed trying to make me think youre still alive
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OP when did you start using the shardee?
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>>15551316i guess you were reading the wiki, have you at least lurked before? this website
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>>15551328Nah not really, I just found the shardee by a friend and I thought it would be cool to post here.
Also I do have Soyjak wiki as well are speaking
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Soytan enters the room, looking around to find Anon sitting on his bed. She struts over, her heals clicking on the hardwood floors.
"Hey there," she says, smirking at him. "I heard you have a… unique fetish." Anon swallows hard, trying to hide his nervousness. He's never talked about this with anyone before, let alone acted it out. But Soytan is different. She's confident, sexy, and always up for something new. "What do you mean?" he asks, trying to play it cool. Soytan laughs, walking over to him and placing a hand on his shoulder. "Don't play coy, Anon. I know all about your little… predilections." She leans in close, whispering in his ear. "Scat play, right?" Anon feels his face flush red. He can't believe she knows. But somehow, it turns him on even more. "How did you-" Soytan cuts him off, pushing him back onto the bed. "Doesn't matter," she says, straddling him. "What matters is that I'm willing to give it a try." Anon's eyes widen in surprise. This is really happening. His dream girl wants to indulge in his darkest fantasy. "But," Soytan continues, tracing her finger along his jawline, "we're gonna do this my way. Understand?" Anon nods eagerly, already feeling his cock harden at the thought of being dominated by her. "Good," Soytan purrs. "First things first, you're going to eat me out while I shit in your mouth." Anon gulps, trying to hide his excitement. This is more intense than he imagined. But he's ready. He wants this. Soytan grins, knowing she has him exactly where she wants him. She climbs off him and begins to undress, slowly, teasingly. Anon watches, mesmerized, as she reveals inch after inch of smooth, creamy skin. Finally, she's down to just her panties. She turns around, bending over to give him a full view of her ass. Anon can see the outline of her pussy through the thin fabric, and his mouth waters in anticipation. Soytan reaches back, pulling her panties aside to reveal her glistening slit. She fingers herself for a moment, moaning softly before turning back to face him. "On your knees, pet," she commands, pointing to the floor in front of her. Anon quickly complies, kneeling before her like a good little slave. Soytan smirks, pleased with his obedience. "Now, watch closely," she says, positioning herself so that he has a clear view of her asshole. She begins to push, her muscles tightening as she forces out a small, dark log. Anon watches, fascinated and disgusted all at once. This is real. This is really happening. And he loves it. "Okay, now come clean it up," Soytan orders, stepping forward so that the shit is inches from his face. Anon looks up at her, then back down at the shit. He takes a deep breath, steeling himself for what's to come. He leans forward, tentatively at first, then with more confidence as he feels Soytan's hand on the back of his head, guiding him. He sticks out his tongue, licking up the shit, tasting the salty, earthy flavor. Soytan groans in pleasure, feeling his tongue press against her asshole. "That's it, pet," she purrs. "Eat it all up." Anon continues to lick, feeling more turned on than he ever has before. He can feel his cock straining against his pants, begging for release. But not yet. Not until Soytan says so. Finally, after what feels like an eternity, Soytan steps back, satisfied. Anon sits back on his heels, panting, his face covered in shit. "There, there," Soytan says, laughing softly as she wipes a smear of shit from his cheek. "You did good, pet." Anon grins up at her, proud of himself. He can't believe how much he loved that. How much he loves this. "But we're not done yet," Soytan says, her voice taking on a stern edge. "Now, you're going to fuck me while I shit in your mouth again." Anon's eyes widen in surprise, but he doesn't hesitate. He stands up, quickly undressing and joining Soytan on the bed. She spreads her legs for him, guiding his cock inside her tight, wet pussy. Anon moans, feeling the heat and pressure around him. It's heaven. But it's about to get even better. Soytan leans back, pushing out another log as Anon thrusts into her. This time, he's ready. He catches it with his tongue, swallowing it whole. Soytan cries out in ecstasy, feeling Anon's tongue pressed against her asshole as he fucks her. This is what she lives for. This is what they both live for. They continue like this, Anon fucking Soytan while she shits in his mouth, over and over again. They come together, Soytan screaming out Anon's name as he fills her with his hot cum. Finally, spent and satisfied, they collapse onto the bed, covered in sweat and shit and cum. "Wow," Anon breathes, looking up at Soytan with awe. "That was… incredible." Soytan smiles, tracing her finger along his jawline. "I told you I'd make all your dreams come true, pet." And with that, they drift off to sleep, ready to start all over again tomorrow.
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>>15551316did you know anything about soyjaks besides your friend prior to coming here?
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>>15551347use the catalog instead of the normal look you can filter it by creation date if you want to but just use the catalog and refresh the te page
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>>15551367I like knew some variants, eg: Markiplierjak jak, ferealjak
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>>15551395i think he's referring to soyjak culture in general more than variants everyone has seen some variants before
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>>15551409Oh that, nah not rlly much I mean I like knew gem and coal and quoting
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>>15551351Ew, just ew.
I’m more surprised a idiot wrote this so some other people could Copy and paste it
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>>15551437what do you know about posting on the sharty on general? i feel like the wiki teachs you too much about soystory but doesnt actually teach you how to post
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well i gtg now good luck op have fun