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i committed bioterrorism at my school when i was 14 ama

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drinking in the meantime if theres any typos im not a shitskin

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i don't care what you did two days ago

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what exactly did you do

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>>15546020
Hey buddy it was actually 3 days ago

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MAWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDS

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>>15546022
Long story short 2 year old soup got spilled and it was all blak and rotten ill go into details in a minute let me drink first tho

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>>15546019
nigger drinking makes you a shitskin

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>>15546031
ev&oe jesus made wine and jesus is aryan

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>dat mofuggen malt liqour maing shieeee

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>>15546036
>evendoe jesus wasnt getting wasted like a fucking nigger

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>>15546040
Im drinking in moderation nigger stop being a caca

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>>15546042
>not drinking goyslop makes you le CACA

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>>15546027
We had this after school program that i had to go to cause i was poor and they gave us a free meal,usually a soup and a tiny 2nd meal
anyway,one day me and my retarded chuddy caca friends thought it would be funny to put food in the lockers (they were in the back of our classroom) and see what happens to it
few months pass and we check on it,moldy and rotten but not that bad so we didnt throw it out,just put more shit in
one guy put in a milk bottle behind the months old creamy vegetable soup
summer vacation comes around and we all forget about it for about a year and a half
now its april 2022,one of my friends found a locker key at home and we decided to try unlocking all the lockers till we find the right one
We find the food locker
me and the guy with the key both try to get stuff from it,i was trying to get the milk cause i wanted to throw it out the window onto the soccer field at the 5th graders,other guy was trying to go for the soup
Well since i was slightly bigger than that guy i shoved his arm right when he picked up the soup and made him drop it,spilling 2 year old rotten blak soup all over the wooden plank floors,smell was so bad the whole school (3 stories) had to evacuate almost instantly,i remember one younger kid threw up all over the stairs and we had to make sure not to slip on it but one guy did geg,anyway now we're all outside and we're told to go home
next day we're told not to come back for a few days untill they figure out what happened and how to deal with it
next week we're told to come back and we'll discuss the incident,i didnt get in trouble but my homie did even tho he snitched on me (i was a shy audhd sperg the teachers didnt believe him) then we had to take our classes outside on benches
that was pretty much how school went for the remainder of the year,i remember i had to go back in july to take an exam cause i didnt pass the grade and if i passed the exams id pass the grade
We got to take it inside but the classroom still smelled like indian grandma pussy,so bad,also there was a clear dark spot right where the soup fell and they never managed to get it out of the floorboards so we had to deal with it for another year or so
Thats it,not bioterrorism in the actual terroristic sense but we still had to evacuate for like 4 months

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>>15546047
insulting God's creation,shame on you

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>>15546066
btw the other guy got expelled even tho it was my fault,kinda felt bad for a while but then i thought about it and realized how lucky i was

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>>15546066
kek gemerald

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drank like 600ml of wine and im not even drunk what the fuck man

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>>15546084
geggy asf,middle school years were so interesting i still wonder how life got so boring,i got so many stories from that time of my life

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>>15546066
Kek,gem go vp



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