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i want to be a wigger from 2009. i want to drive a 2004 chevy impala with blown out speakers. custom stereo thats more expensive than what i bought the car for and factory rims spray painted gold. i want to hang out with a guy named "cody" who wears a backwards monster baseball cap and has a silver pocket chain that he uses like a weapon in fights

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so specific, there's something you're not telling us op

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>>15543079 (OP)
>>15543085
Xhe is right, this is too specific to be false. This soiteen is 38 years old

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>>15543079 (OP)
i want to be a blakshirt in the 1930s curbstomping pakis and faggots but we dont always get what we want in life

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Zoomers are not aware that it was actually common to get a used car for less than a stereo in the early 2000s o algo

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>>15543101
See, a guy from the 1930s would absolutely not talk like this. Way different

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i want to be a tgirl in 2026. i want to listen to femtanyl while getting high on DXM and DPH. custom rgb gaming pc so i can browse r/transcreativity/ and talk to my sisas online. i want to hang out with a girl named Lily that wears thigh highs, arm warmers and an amazon skirt while playing fortnite with me

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>>15543106
Nothing is stopping you

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>>15543102
it'll come again because nu cars are shit and VVILL deprecate

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>>15543120
Nu cars electronically brick and can't be worked on because you have to take off the entire front subframe to change the headlights or alternator belt. It will not come again unless we have 20 years of building cars without CAFE regs

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President Obomgo literally poured acid into millions of cheap, reliable Honda engines because he hates America and wants them to be peasants who can't afford freedom of movement

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A baldlennial friend of mine told me he bought a Volvo 740 for $200 in 2002 and drove it for fifteen years before selling it for like a thousand dollars

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these people were fucking mean btw they did not care if they were mid 20's and you were in elementary school they would still bully you and while also being the biggest wiggers they were also gigantic weebs aswell it was everywhere and probably why japs still think this is what white ppl act like

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>>15543290
ypipo are like this doe o algo

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>>15543290
Yeah and that was a good thing that kept the world from being faggy

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nu pasta though

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>>15543144
trvmp nvked cafe doe

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>>15543395
sentient

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>>15543660
Xhe did but it will take a couple administrations before automakers dare to invest a ton of money into new car designs that are not CAFE-compliant, because the selfish little fuck democrats will probably hit undo on every single thing Trump has ever done the second they get back in.

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>>15543144
>nusoicacas missed buying gemmy used cars
Kek, it's kino!

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>>15543750
trvmps 3rd presidency will ensure it

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>>15543750
Also used cars aren't going to trickle down until we have ones that are non-CAFE and also 10 years old. You will not get a cheap car until you are an old man, soiteen… The troonlennials pulled that ladder up behind them when they voted for the epic reddit blak guy in 2008

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>>15543765
Plqn trvster I truly kneel, I hope Trvmp suspends elections and declares himself emperor for life and the nukes 30 countries

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>>15543767
Kek, it's kino!

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>>15543765
Cram it, fundie!

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Trvmp should announce a plan with Russia to import all their shitty old rusted-out Ladas and sell them to chud 20 year olds



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