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Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 21:58:23 №15540987 [Quote]

>my mom told me that they make babies by smacking their lips together
<WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOO DUDE NOT COOL JUST BECAUSE YOUR 10 AND I'M 8 DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO SAY STUFF LIKE THAT

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 22:03:01 №15541076 [Quote]

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>Hey kiddo, did you know that Saint Nicholas isn't real
<Huhhh
>Father Christmas isn't r-
<Whaaa
>Santa Claus is not a real pe-
<Hwaaa

Glibblezorpson 03/16/26 (Mon) 22:30:38 №15541464 [Quote]

>>15541076
But Saint Nicholas was a real person. Santa Claus is a consumerist corruption of who he originally was