>>15537932 (OP)just settle for online friends, if you want genuine real life friends you need to make sure they're socially isolated and/or victims of bullying because then they'll instinctually look up to you and like you you and then you can just sort of plant ideas in their mind and make them into your super awesome best friend because they would rather be like you if it means having your attention and friendship than be alone
>inb4 shieeet mane das mufuggen manipulayshun mayneits how all interpersonal relationships work. better that than having to submit to a normie horde and speak in ebonics and vape and play fortnite or whatever tiktok game is currently the coolest and most awesome