I once masturbated to an ear of corn. Its symbolism of bounty and fertility appealed to me.

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Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 06:22:58 №15533867 [Quote]

Marge 03/16/26 (Mon) 06:23:52 №15533873 [Quote]

Poopson 03/16/26 (Mon) 06:26:55 №15533882 [Quote]

First ever good ‘plier thread

Lawrence 03/16/26 (Mon) 06:28:11 №15533885 [Quote]

>>15533867 (OP)
an ear of corn has a phallic shape therefore that's gay. but this is a 'plier thread so not even nopohno is surprised

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 06:29:10 №15533888 [Quote]

For me, apples have a more primal, feminine appeal but I get your point

Fisheyejak 03/16/26 (Mon) 06:30:07 №15533890 [Quote]

keyed

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 06:32:09 №15533895 [Quote]

No you didn't but interesting thought

Cado 03/16/26 (Mon) 06:32:09 №15533896 [Quote]

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Hornyson 03/16/26 (Mon) 06:33:41 №15533904 [Quote]

>>15533867 (OP)
I masturbated before going to sleep and now I feel dirty and filthy

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 06:34:30 №15533908 [Quote]

>>15533904
Samples nameroll

Dr. Fauci 03/16/26 (Mon) 06:34:39 №15533909 [Quote]

>>15533904
unsentient

Beastjak 03/16/26 (Mon) 07:24:35 №15534131 [Quote]

up this is an interesting thread

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 07:26:13 №15534139 [Quote]

I know the perfect soywoahjack for you…
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