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Angryjak 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:16:22 №15532659 [Quote]

You have to fight either a werewolf or a vampire, which do you choose?

Snopes 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:16:43 №15532661 [Quote]

I would personally choose the vampire because werewolves are scary

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:17:34 №15532666 [Quote]

vampire because at least if I lose he just will suck my blood and will be a quick death, meanwhile the werewold will maul me to death instantly and have a pretty painful death

Bug 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:18:09 №15532672 [Quote]

>>15532666
What if this is like a petty vampire and he like turns you into his minion

Soyjak 20 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:19:43 №15532682 [Quote]

if a vampire ever bit me all the blood in my body would rush to my willy

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:20:47 №15532688 [Quote]

werewolves seem easier to kill and vampires can lobotomize and enslave you

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:20:54 №15532690 [Quote]

Is the vampire female?

Beastjak 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:21:19 №15532692 [Quote]

>>15532690
Its whatever you want it to be

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:21:47 №15532694 [Quote]

>>15532692
RAPE TIME

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:25:29 №15532719 [Quote]

In literally every (every) piece of media, vampires are busted to all hell
You actually have a chance at beating a werewolf
seca btw

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:26:10 №15532724 [Quote]

>>15532719
Theres always a chance you get like a crummy vampire thrall or something

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:26:50 №15532735 [Quote]

>>15532692
What if I want it to be a ant then I could just squish it

Darkiplier 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:27:19 №15532740 [Quote]

Vampire if its a SISA I will rape xer

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:27:27 №15532742 [Quote]

>>15532740
Same

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:28:04 №15532749 [Quote]

>>15532740
why would the vampire being a doctor make it rapeable?

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:28:56 №15532760 [Quote]

>>15532749
Marge? He said sisa not doctor

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:29:06 №15532762 [Quote]

>>15532724
vampire thralls aren't vampires dough

Tyrone 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:29:20 №15532763 [Quote]

What if we had the tools to kill it? Do you think it would be easier to fight a vampire if you had a stake and holy water, or a werewolf with wolfsbane and a silver knife?

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:29:25 №15532764 [Quote]

>>15532760
yeah, he said doctor, not sisa

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:29:42 №15532766 [Quote]

>>15532762
they're almost like vampires so they count i guess

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:29:52 №15532767 [Quote]

>>15532764
Am I blind o algo

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:30:07 №15532769 [Quote]

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>>>15532764
>Am I blind o algo

Cirrus 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:30:21 №15532771 [Quote]

>>15532763
Depends on how MANY tools we have, a single silver knife probably wont bring one werewolf down, but silver bullets and armour and shit might

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:30:37 №15532775 [Quote]

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>>>15532763
>Depends on how MANY tools we have, a single silver knife probably wont bring one werewolf down, but silver bullets and armour and shit might

Chudbob 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:31:15 №15532780 [Quote]

Vampire sisa

Bug 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:31:44 №15532785 [Quote]

>>15532780
vampires cant be doctors

Emmanuel 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:32:15 №15532793 [Quote]

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:32:24 №15532796 [Quote]

Vampire because i could just get garlic

Cado 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:32:24 №15532797 [Quote]

>>15532785
OMGSISA

Cobson 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:32:41 №15532804 [Quote]

SOMGSISA

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:32:58 №15532807 [Quote]

>>15532785
They witterlee made a video game about that it’s called Vampyr (2018)

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:33:16 №15532811 [Quote]

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>>>15532785
>They witterlee made a video game about that it’s called Vampyr (2018)

Plier 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:33:18 №15532812 [Quote]

>>15532785
If they want to be they can

Soyak 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:33:41 №15532816 [Quote]

>>15532785
They just have to go to vampire school

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:33:51 №15532819 [Quote]

>>15532812
doctor vampire sneakily stealing blood

Brandon 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:34:17 №15532821 [Quote]

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>>>15532812
>doctor vampire sneakily stealing blood

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:34:38 №15532824 [Quote]

>>15532785
Is there a nu word filter im typing sisa not doctor

Don Turtelli 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:34:50 №15532827 [Quote]

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>>>15532785
>They just have to go to vampire school

Angryjak 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:35:07 №15532830 [Quote]

>>15532819
A24 needs to make a film about this

Soytan 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:35:48 №15532842 [Quote]

>>15532824
no its a joke about how doct00s was wordfiltered to omgsisa so now both of the terms have swapped meanings, and sisa now refers to a doctor or something

Femjak 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:36:31 №15532852 [Quote]

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>>>15532824
>no its a joke about how doct00s was wordfiltered to omgsisa so now both of the terms have swapped meanings, and sisa now refers to a doctor or something

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:36:47 №15532857 [Quote]

>>15532842
It says isa on my screen are you sure

Bernd 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:37:02 №15532860 [Quote]

>>15532842
OMGSISA

Evan 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:37:08 №15532861 [Quote]

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>>>15532842
>It says isa on my screen are you sure

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:37:21 №15532867 [Quote]

>>15532842
Diddyblud Diddyblud

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:37:23 №15532869 [Quote]

>>15532857
just answer the question NIGGER vampire or werewolf

Meximutt 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:37:36 №15532875 [Quote]

>>15532842
Its the long-dead website o algo

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:37:52 №15532878 [Quote]

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>>>15532842
>Its the long-dead website o algo

Gigachad 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:38:32 №15532882 [Quote]

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>>>15532857
>just answer the question NIGGER vampire or werewolf

Applejak 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:38:44 №15532885 [Quote]

>>15532869
I said vampire if its a woman nothing will stop me

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:43:25 №15532925 [Quote]

I choose a vampire because it's just a pale subhuman with fangs, meanwhile the werewolf
>it's taller
>it's scarier
>can tank my punch sandwiches
>would tear me apart with it's claws and super strength

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:44:36 №15532947 [Quote]

>>15532925
Vampires can do all that too they just look like soyboys doe

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:44:53 №15532951 [Quote]

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>I choose a vampire because it's just a pale subhuman with fangs, meanwhile the werewolf
>>it's taller
>>it's scarier
>>can tank my punch sandwiches
>>would tear me apart with it's claws and super strength

Chud 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:45:06 №15532953 [Quote]

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>>>15532925
>Vampires can do all that too they just look like soyboys doe

Nobaldi 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:45:20 №15532956 [Quote]

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Buster 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:48:01 №15532990 [Quote]

Werewolf
All you need to do is enclose yourself in a room with one exit and pepper the wolf with silver bullets

Glibblezorpson 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:50:23 №15533017 [Quote]

>>15532990
All you need is garlic for a vampire

Sidson 03/16/26 (Mon) 03:50:37 №15533019 [Quote]

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>>>15532990
>All you need is garlic for a vampire

Award 03/16/26 (Mon) 04:04:06 №15533157 [Quote]

7 feet tall Werewolf so he rapes me with his hung dog meat im a retarded bitch btw
women really say that ^ award

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