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You have to fight either a werewolf or a vampire, which do you choose?

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I would personally choose the vampire because werewolves are scary

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vampire because at least if I lose he just will suck my blood and will be a quick death, meanwhile the werewold will maul me to death instantly and have a pretty painful death

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>>15532666
What if this is like a petty vampire and he like turns you into his minion

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if a vampire ever bit me all the blood in my body would rush to my willy

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werewolves seem easier to kill and vampires can lobotomize and enslave you

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Is the vampire female?

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>>15532690
Its whatever you want it to be

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>>15532692
RAPE TIME

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In literally every (every) piece of media, vampires are busted to all hell
You actually have a chance at beating a werewolf
seca btw

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>>15532719
Theres always a chance you get like a crummy vampire thrall or something

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>>15532692
What if I want it to be a ant then I could just squish it

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Vampire if its a SISA I will rape xer

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>>15532740
why would the vampire being a doctor make it rapeable?

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>>15532749
Marge? He said sisa not doctor

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>>15532724
vampire thralls aren't vampires dough

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What if we had the tools to kill it? Do you think it would be easier to fight a vampire if you had a stake and holy water, or a werewolf with wolfsbane and a silver knife?

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>>15532760
yeah, he said doctor, not sisa

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>>15532762
they're almost like vampires so they count i guess

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>>15532764
Am I blind o algo

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>>>15532764
>Am I blind o algo

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>>15532763
Depends on how MANY tools we have, a single silver knife probably wont bring one werewolf down, but silver bullets and armour and shit might

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>>>15532763
>Depends on how MANY tools we have, a single silver knife probably wont bring one werewolf down, but silver bullets and armour and shit might

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Vampire sisa

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>>15532780
vampires cant be doctors

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Vampire because i could just get garlic

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>>15532785
OMGSISA

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SOMGSISA

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>>15532785
They witterlee made a video game about that it’s called Vampyr (2018)

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>>>15532785
>They witterlee made a video game about that it’s called Vampyr (2018)

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>>15532785
If they want to be they can

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>>15532785
They just have to go to vampire school

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>>15532812
doctor vampire sneakily stealing blood

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>>>15532812
>doctor vampire sneakily stealing blood

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>>15532785
Is there a nu word filter im typing sisa not doctor

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>>>15532785
>They just have to go to vampire school

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>>15532819
A24 needs to make a film about this

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>>15532824
no its a joke about how doct00s was wordfiltered to omgsisa so now both of the terms have swapped meanings, and sisa now refers to a doctor or something

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>>>15532824
>no its a joke about how doct00s was wordfiltered to omgsisa so now both of the terms have swapped meanings, and sisa now refers to a doctor or something

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>>15532842
It says isa on my screen are you sure

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>>15532842
OMGSISA

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>>>15532842
>It says isa on my screen are you sure

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>>15532842
Diddyblud Diddyblud

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>>15532857
just answer the question NIGGER vampire or werewolf

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>>15532842
Its the long-dead website o algo

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>>>15532842
>Its the long-dead website o algo

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>>>15532857
>just answer the question NIGGER vampire or werewolf

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>>15532869
I said vampire if its a woman nothing will stop me

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I choose a vampire because it's just a pale subhuman with fangs, meanwhile the werewolf
>it's taller
>it's scarier
>can tank my punch sandwiches
>would tear me apart with it's claws and super strength

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>>15532925
Vampires can do all that too they just look like soyboys doe

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>I choose a vampire because it's just a pale subhuman with fangs, meanwhile the werewolf
>>it's taller
>>it's scarier
>>can tank my punch sandwiches
>>would tear me apart with it's claws and super strength

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>>>15532925
>Vampires can do all that too they just look like soyboys doe

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Werewolf
All you need to do is enclose yourself in a room with one exit and pepper the wolf with silver bullets

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>>15532990
All you need is garlic for a vampire

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>>>15532990
>All you need is garlic for a vampire

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7 feet tall Werewolf so he rapes me with his hung dog meat im a retarded bitch btw
women really say that ^ award



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