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I have an extremely small penis
its so over

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how small are wr talking op?

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I have an extremely large penis
we're so back

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No it's not anon, sex isn't the end of the world. You probably won't get a 10/10 SISA but you can definitely pull somebody, don't be dragged down by something you can't control, that's the most unattractive trait of them all, nobody likes a doomer.

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>I have an extremely small penis
>its so over
>No, you don't get it! it's so small i can't even enter the TWC contest to get humiliated by tyrone, how else am i supposed to get the new nintendo switch?

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>>15532471
its round the length of a ring finger if not smaller, I tried having sex last week with a hottie, she laughed at me

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>>15532471
>actually being interested in op's penis

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>>15532483
that's the length of it when you're hard?

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>>15532483
You should've just raped her

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>>15532478
/kway/ is down that hall man..

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>>15532478
Ive gotten head from a girl back in the day and sh wouldn’t stop laughing while doing it

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Reported for relatability btw

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>>15532502
Should've raped her too

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>>15532494
yes when im hard its round that long

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>>15532499
ded nigger board

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>>15532507
she wouldn't have felt anything…

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>>15532512
It's the thought that counts

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>>15532510
it's over for you in some way but never ever troon out
you are far better with a twp than a axewound

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>No it's not anon, not being able to have sex with your partner isn't the end of the world. You probably won't get a real girlfriend but you can definitely step in a single mothers life as a selfless father, don't be dragged down by something you can't control, she can always get a Tyrone to satisfy her in bed and you will just act as an ATM, and if you can't do this that's the most unattractive trait of them all, nobody likes a coward that can't accept a woman with a family ready for you to take care of.

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>No it's not anon, sex isn't the end of the world. You probably won't get a 10/10 SISA but you can definitely pull somebody, don't be dragged down by something you can't control, that's the most unattractive trait of them all, nobody likes a doomer.

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You'll have to find a girl who likes you enough that she'll be okay with not very good sex. Also get good at head to at least kinda compensate.

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>>15532463 (OP)

>No it's not anon, not being able to have sex with your partner isn't the end of the world. You probably won't get a real girlfriend but you can definitely step in a single mothers life as a selfless father, don't be dragged down by something you can't control, she can always get a Tyrone to satisfy her in bed and you will just act as an ATM, and if you can't do this that's the most unattractive trait of them all, nobody likes a coward that can't accept a woman with a family ready for you to take care of.



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