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ITT THREAD WE DISCUSS WHAT WE WOULD DO IF WE WERE ADMINS/OWNER OF THE SHARTY!
if i was a admin/owner of the sharty here is what would do personally.
1. ban any and all bait and move it to /qa/ or /bait/ and make /bait/ public.
2. as well as all the offsite shitskin cordmonkeys who force it.
3. if you get banned for rules 1, 2, 3, 6 or 10 you WILL not be allowed to go on the website period not even VPNs will be banned for those rule breakers.
4. allow soyGODS to make "raid" thread by pressing a "raid" button which will allow you to ban any derailers and allow people to vote on it.
5. leak the ip of anyone whos trys to post 'p, pedoshit, antimatter or any kind of brimstore
6. actually coal police for once.
7. any IAS will automatedly be posted on soybooru due to the fact that many gems often don't get put on the 'booru so they become lost media.
8. if conditions are met frogposters and one or two variants may be temporary banned until conditions calm down.
9. unban the cacas, it is dumb and has banned half the website destroying any growth.
10. staff should be more active and talk to the normie posters more often.
11. do more events made by staff
12. also any staff who is acting like a corder/offsiter (nas coal, tranmine, furshit, fpeshit) will be warned then banned.
13. promote raids and gem posts.
14. bring back /dem/ so we can get new mods soon.
15. make more people/nusois use the other DNB boards to grow soy culture.
16. make new boards if conditions are met.
17. make new tools for mods like marking good posters and bad posters with symbols.
18. add the features of SPE to the website.
19. grow the site in general.
20. ban namefagging in /pol/ (maybe)

/soy/ what would YOU do if you were admin/owner?
>inb4 shitty bait or quoting my post with coal.
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test

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>>15530711
Common hyperborean problems 🀣

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>>15530708
Im going to point my dick so far up your ass you'll turn into one of the turks in this video

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Bring back /nate/

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>>15530727
KYS EPI NIGGER

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>>15530739
MOOOOOOOOODS HES UNDER 18 URGENT REPORT THIS NIGGER

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>>15530748
EPI = minor
holy htsm

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>>15530756
>early porn introductions means the legal age of consuming it maybe

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>>15530727
Minecraft piston final boss

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>>15530774
typos are israel's fault,they werent there when i posted my reppey

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Test
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quote should add age verification here btw

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>>15530799
maybe palantir isnt that bad

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>>15529599 (OP)
make soy gem passes pay only ($10/yr) instead of applications, and also add gem+ ($30/yr) and gem ultimate passes ($60/yr).
gem pass users would have benefits like boosted threads, more image attachments, bigger file sizes, bypass rate limits, ad-free experience, etc.
bring back /nate/ as a brimstone containment zone
merge /qa/ and /soy/ and bring back /incel/ as a namefag containment board
allow cacas to post again
all porn would be banned outside /nate/
add even more boards
allow cord posting but only in /incel/
allow ads on the sharty, with pass users being able to opt out of ads
rangeban india and open a merch store
launch a mobile app for phoneposters
pay the mods and janitors once income is rolling into the sharty
Add a new sitewide public Discord Server, Matrix room, and Telegram Group for the sharty, while continuing to ban hostile cords and splinters. The sharty IRC would stay.
Revamp the board categories.
Politics would be harshly banned outside /pol/
Add a new account system
Replace most of the janitors with AI and outsourced moderation.
Add a new rating system where 'teens can rate posts as gems or coal, or possibly even iron, antimatter, diamond, and more. Each board would have their own rating system.

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>>15530806
shut the fuck up retard this is a shitflinging thread now

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>>15530806
words words words
literally nobody gives a fuck faggot retard

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>>15530806
quote do this

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>>15530808
hey i just read your id and it happens to be similar to my trans name :3 we should meet up some time and have some fun >_<

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>>>15530799
>maybe palantir isnt that bad

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>>15530818
>>15530811
Yikes… being rude to that poor stranger for no reason. Downvoted

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>>15530827
im so sorry >_< hrt makes me lash out when im on my neo period please stop being mean to me youre triggering my childhood ptsd

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>>15530824
>>15530834
Keep going I'm almost there

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>>15530806c
cyberking do dis

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>>15530806
cyberking do dis
(corrected)

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>>15530824
nah I have too much shit to do

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>>>15530806 (You)
>words words words
>literally nobody gives a fuck faggot retard

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>>15530839
cum on my face baby i know you want to :3

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>>15530565
It's based and long-dead websitepilled.

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Coal thread JSID

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>>15530857
please stop using slurs,dont make me downvote you.

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>>15530893
It's a png but the eye moved

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>>15530903
wanna know what else i can do through the screen? move your phone down there ;3

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1. Promote the vlodposter to admin
2. Reverse the brownocaust
3. unlock /plier/

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>>15530918
first and only good suggestion itt,also add a trans theme and make events for queer month

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op is 13 years old

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alright nusoicucka left this is a dnb thread now

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>>15530931
and also neglected by his parents

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Ah fuck it's late I gotta go to the gym before dinner. Anyways this was a good thread, bye shardee

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>>15530941
i love you ❀️

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>>>15530941
>i love you ❀️

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>>15530944
I came to your posts too β™₯️

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>>15530941
make sure you get real big and strong for your queen ;3

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Add more boards so it would be a bigger rival to 4cuck, ban waifufaggotry

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change the domain to lgbt.party, change the boards to lgbt, mtf, ftm, bi, etc, remove all bigortry, advertise on reddit, twitter and tumblr, then revert the site back to normal in a month. just to see what happens.

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>>15529599 (OP)
Ban everybaldi and leaves

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htsmbait

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>>15530950
>bigger rival to 4cuck
>add more boards
lol no. if we want 4cuck to accept us we should remove all the datamining in the site and the excessive soyquoting nusois keep doing. maybe also add a /b/ board as well



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