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Emmanuel 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:19:44 №15507999 [Quote]

is anysoy here employed?

Soytan 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:20:06 №15508001 [Quote]

No

Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:21:07 №15508007 [Quote]

posting from work

Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:23:21 №15508026 [Quote]

I’m looking into getting a job at a company that makes suction excavators, but I’ve never worked before

Cryboy 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:24:24 №15508035 [Quote]

yessir

Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:25:13 №15508043 [Quote]

no. i have never been employed. i'm applying for phds currently. if i am unsuccessful in obtaining funding this year i will reapply next year to a bunch of universities i didn't apply to this year and some of the same ones. then i HAVE to obtain funded phd otherwise i will be officially a miserable failure and probably have to commit sudoku

Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:26:33 №15508053 [Quote]

I hate job applications I wish I could just ask the government for a job and they would tell me to shove pig shit somewhere.

Dr. Soystein 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:26:33 №15508054 [Quote]

>>15508043
datamined award

Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:26:53 №15508055 [Quote]

>>15508053
SOOT DO THIS

Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:27:51 №15508063 [Quote]

no because i wasted my life like a nigger

Kliksjak 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:34:50 №15508116 [Quote]

Yesn't. I start next month

Everybaldi 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:35:38 №15508122 [Quote]

>>15508053
My guy the military is literally right there

Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:36:43 №15508129 [Quote]

I’m a serial raper hired by the cia to brainwash chuds into worshiping my Johnson AMA

Slopjak 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:37:26 №15508135 [Quote]

>>15508129
How big is your bwc?

Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:37:32 №15508136 [Quote]

>>15508129
Did Epstein have to rape you to get that job?

Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:37:53 №15508138 [Quote]

>>15508135
14 in
>>15508136
Yes

Bobo 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:38:30 №15508141 [Quote]

>>15508138
Fuck is Epstein really dead? Asking for a friend

Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:39:47 №15508154 [Quote]

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>>15508141
OYYY

Punkjak 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:41:39 №15508164 [Quote]

>>15508122
I would fail the physical I think

Rupturejak 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:42:31 №15508170 [Quote]

>>15508164
What do you have no legs o algo?

Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:44:01 №15508177 [Quote]

>>15508164
Join the gavy or the chair force

Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:44:31 №15508180 [Quote]

kys neutralplier spammer

Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:44:45 №15508182 [Quote]

i have a wagecuck job ama

Pepe 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:45:38 №15508194 [Quote]

>>15508182
What do you do?

Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 05:48:14 №15508208 [Quote]

>>15508177
People are knocking the chair force's door down rn and it actually has the highest physical fitness standards after a PT reform about a year ago. Literally all you need to get a decent job in the military is a decent ASVAB score, no history of suicidal ideations, and being off the judaeo-mindrape pills for 3 years. Most other things can be skirted by with a waiver unless you're going for special forces o algix

Evan 03/14/26 (Sat) 06:11:35 №15508304 [Quote]

quote or whoever runs this site now needs to make a soyjak themed linkedin competitor

Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 06:15:14 №15508315 [Quote]

>>15508304
do do this

Chud 03/14/26 (Sat) 06:27:35 №15508351 [Quote]

Quote ban anyone who doesnt have a job for rule 13 nQvv

Wojak 03/14/26 (Sat) 06:48:43 №15508431 [Quote]

>>15508208
Whats this about the pills?

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