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try to find life liquid needles to prepare for some bullshit happening in the future
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minimise the website and open up pester log
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which workshop build you used for the house? also did you release nu mod?
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>>15449231real aryans make builds from scratch
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take a machete and go to kill niggers
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>>15449234you are gooder at building than mi o algo
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create the nigger killer 8000
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also did you release nu ppg mod?
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>>15449230You minimize the bald man glasses site to look up what the hell a pester log is.
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>wow its just like my heckin autistic ms paint adventure story>>15449229>>15449235You take a machete and go out to find some syringes, but your
bitch of a really kind mother stops you.
<Where are you going Nate?Your father, Soyak Higgerson is playing his Nintendo Switch behind her.
What do you do?
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What do you do o
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>>15449263put the machete in mi shirt to conceal it before turning around to them and saying that im going outside for a walk, which being nate higgers, representative of the sharty, I do not do often, maybe my foid mom will be happy im going outside instead of using der sharty all day or something yeah
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>>15449263call your mom obsessed and go out anyways
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love yourself op
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>>15449295>>15449297>I was just going out for a nice walk. Anything wrong with that or are you just obsessed?roll:
if post number ends in an odd number she believes it, if evens she questions it
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upgemmy
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upgemmy^2
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>>15449315<Oh. Okay honey, have fun.>Yeah yeah whatever obsessed with miWell done, you got outside. Suddenly a really shitty MS Paint drawing of a map flies into your face.
You need to get to the syringe factory, however you will need to either pass through the ghetto or the sacred Nophono's territory. Next to your house is your best friend Chud's house and across that is Troonella's house.
What do you do?
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Where do you go?
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vote nowwwwwwwww
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gem goes VPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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>>15449388why does the mpa look fucked
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i am not op geg
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>>15449388gooder and gemmy, adventure threads can be made very easily with this
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>>15449417people's playground can be used for adventure threads
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why? because the sky is blue
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>>15449354>>15449371You arrive at Chud's house and knock on his door. He seems to think you're someone else and exits holding a Mossberg 590A1 at your head.
^I DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO NI- Oh hi Nate.You explain to him that you plan on killing all of the Ghettocacas and you need his help.
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What now? (Troonella's place could have better guns…)
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>>15449433okay, we must continue arming ourselves, I elect that we go to Troonella's and steal xher axe that made xher axewound and then go down the street. Also steal xer noose rope, could be useful in the future who knows
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>>15449436You arrive at Troonella's place and try knocking on the front door, but xhe doesn't seem to answer.
You listen closely on what xhe's doing. Seems like making some sort of shitty music.
>UOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHH GODD THIS BREAKCORE IS SO FUCKING GOOD >NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOUUGHHHHHHHH WAIIT WAIT WAIT >*amen break*>*amen break*>*amen break*>*amen break*>*lain voice clip*>NYAAAAAAAAA UUWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOHHH MMYYYYY ESTROGEEEEENNNNNNN THIS IS SO HECKING BAASSEDDDD UUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA uh.. okay…
How do you plan on getting inside?
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>>15449488APROOVVOVOVOVOVKVO
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>>15449488Jannies are obsessed trannies o algo
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fucking approve already
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>>15449488>8 minute mpaJANNIES. KILL. YOURSELVES.
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finally approved award
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>>154494888 minute mpa holy shit, have nate smash a window to lure xher out. Maybe have chud sneak up or something with
(((mossberg))) in hand on the other side of the house while troonella confronts Mr Higgers
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>>15449488incredible setpiece btw
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>>15449488Knock on the door louder and larp as xer caca discord kitten coming to visit and get some HRT
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>>15449488nate and chud have a threesome with troonella
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>>15449574Wait for him to open the door then blow his brains out and hope nobody sees it
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>>15449574Have nate, the effeminate goy, go up to the door while chud hides behind the wall with xhis shotgun. When Xhe opens the door have chud spring up with xhis mossberg and hold xir at gunpoint so xwe can have xer help us rob the place
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>>15449580there might be a safe we need xher to open doey
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>>15449580>>15449587Troonella runs out as fast as possible and Chud hides nearby.
>OH MY ESTROGEN OH MY ESTROGEN OH MY- w.. Nate?.. Y-You're not… y..Chud comes out of hiding with his shotgun and aims it at xer.
<DON'T MOVE OR I'LL ACK YOU.>WWWWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXhe informs you about the garage having weaponry. What now? What do you do with Troonella?
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>>15449600Threaten him for more info
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>>15449600>>15449606TSMTafter we rob them, have troonella and the gang move up to the highest floor and make her bite the edge of the frame to xher bed and stomp on their head to kill xhem to make it look like xhe slipped and acked on the hard wood to exonerate us
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>>15449600make xem become based and christpilled and detransition them and fix this broken man
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>>15449624Burn the house down with Troonella inside to make it look like a suicide or accident
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>>15449629we might need to steal a backpack or something doey
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>>15449630its made of brick doebeit
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>>15449630blud thinks hes chuck mcgill ππ
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>>15449632You can carry a primary and a secondary (melee or pistol) along with two magazines for each as well as one grenade per person.
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op here, i am a fat blak nigger who forgot ids
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>>15449624Split the loot between Nate and Chud then throw a molotov at Troonella (once Chud and Nate can escape safely of course)
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>>15449645its fine without ids doey
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>>15449648evendoe pipo who own ppg can falseflag
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>>15449650noblonos has the mod doe
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op here, subscribe to my onlyfans where i show my tight bussy
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>>15449647Have nate discard the machete and begin using the axe as it has more utility, use his secondary for the berreta. Give Chud the AR-15 as xhes better with guns
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op's friend here, op has a fat thick cock and i just sucked it award
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op here, this thread is discontinued i am focusing on my onlyfans
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Alright niggers stop derailing and let OP work
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op here, i have decided to transition and rename myself niggatron3000ella
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nate explodes the 4chan headquarters
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op just dicked me down so hard my bussy ruptured
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op here i goon to femboys
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op made me troon out at 67 years old
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>>15449647Nate and Chud arrange their loadouts.
Nate has the shitty AR-15 and a machete.
Chud has his Mossberg as well as the Beretta and molotov.
>>15449613>>15449630They lead Troonella to xer room and make xer bite the bed frame before curbstomping xer. Afterwards they leave and throw one of the mollies into the house and run away.
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>>15449702op here this made my neovagina dilate
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>>15449699Go to the ghetto and set it on fire with the remaining molotovs
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>>15449699nate kills the tranny
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Now what?
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>>15449710We need to get to the syringe factory first so we don't get 'aped by niggers with their ghetto blasters. We should go through nophono's territory and circle around
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>>15449727tsmt fuggen jerdee
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>>15449727ray william johnson is at the ghetto and xe pardons with xim
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>>15449733but thats no fun
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>>15449699>2nd and 3rd picthis absolutely doesn't look like curbstomping, it look like sex
look at chuds leg over troonella's head, he is literally inserting his twp in xer ass
HOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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>>15449739We kill this guy. End.
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>>15449753i look like the wholesome blak man
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>>15449757yes (i want to be dicked down by chud) :3
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>>15449761Don't make us call the clamstaples over nigger
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>>15449769somebaldi should call clamstaples
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>>15449727Get a blue cloak for me and chud so that we fit in with Nophonos and pass to the factory
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>>15449792It's too late. They're listening.
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what is the nophonos sexuality?
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gem goes VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVP!
NuIITers, read here
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>>15449721You agree to enter the Nophono's territory… It seems.. relatively calm? It's just a couple trees and an abandoned building. Pretty dark though.
Suddenly, a gray muscular man stumbles into view.
Λ…Λc-clamstaples… please… g-go…He seems to bleed out.. You hear some strange words in the distance.
ΛCLAm-.. Staples… *groan* mmmph.. aughh.. COMING.. and it … coming…Suddenly a lot of similar-looking men with flailed skin and exposed bones similarly stumble out of the woods, producing a horrible, garbled noise…
What do you do?
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nigga how did this get instantly buried
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>>15449854have an orgy with all of them
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>>15449854try and scale one of the trees to get a vantage point to observe what caused thisw and see if its a threat to us or just the giggers
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>>15449854Set the forest on fire and wait until the danger passes, then go through the woods once they turn into charcoals
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>>15449792I warned you gigger
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>>15449878Chud throws his molotov, lighting the infected buff men and the forest on fire.
You step back and wait, but after a minute… what the fuck? They're still alive and walking towards you..? And they seem pissed too.
What do you do?
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what do you d
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>>15449933see if shooting them in the head works, if it doesnt, maybe try and kite around them until the forest stops burning and we can sprint through to avoid these seemingly sluggish goons
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Just run away but where are the gigaflies?
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>>15449985Both of you raise your weapons and start shooting at the disgusting creatures. It actually… seems to work? They don't die instantly, but a couple shots to the head stops them atleast.
Suddenly, one of the creatures leaps onto Nate and it.. goes fully dark?
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>>15450030just start stabbing with the machete blindly to try and cut them off of us
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>>15450063Thanks nophono. I care about you too.
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>>15450063marge i dont know what we should do, are xwe dead?
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>>15450063Remember sharty purist spiral gymnastics and cut out the demon because it's fuggen jerdee.
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>>15450063It suddenly stops being so dark..
It's.. Nophono himself? He seems to be holding the dismembered head of the creature who pounced you.
> sorry He produces some sort of static-like noise but you make out one word… You look around him and he killed more of them in grotesque ways.
>That's cool and all but you fucked up the last part.> i know nigga stfuHe hands you magazines, shotgun shells and some molotovs then disappears into the woods.
Now what?
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>>15450125thank nophono and begin our trek into the woods towards the industrial part of town
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>>15450159Knock on the door and ask for a job as security. Use the troon rifle as proof that you're not nazis and start blasting once Nate and Chud have a good postion
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>>15450159larp as goyslaves that work in the factory with our weapons left outside, keep the berreta (its tiny) in our pocket with a silencer
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>>15450176Ah this changes things but I got bacon cooking so another teen must take over
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>>15450188r u op? just hiatus until the bacon finishes fuggen jerdee
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>>15450159proudly inform xhem that you converted to kikism last week and are now the greatest jew and one of
(((them))) β15450206[Quote]
>>15450200No I'm not op I replied rights as op did and didn't want him taking my message
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UP
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>>15450183>>15450205You leave the rest of your weapons outside and enter the factory with the Beretta 92FS (now with a silencer) stashed in Chud's pocket.
^So I ended up telling this goyim to keep making cha- wait hold on…^You. What are you doing here? You don't look like you work here.>Umm, that's antisemetic chuddy. Are you one of those nazis? Don't you know that we converted to… pisslam? last week. That's why they hired us. Now stop being a heckin holocaust supporter denier nazi.^…okay.You successfully got in. Now what?
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>>15450246make them kill da joos
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>>15450246maybe grabthe generator from the bottom floor and hook it up with the laser to ACK everyphono?
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>>15450323pop open the vent thingy up here and kill dis
(((guy))) to get roof access
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aryan thread go upppp
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>>15450373bigger map of the situation naow please
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>>15450414GO GRAB THE WRENCH AND DROP IT NEXT TO THE GENERATOR, IT MIGHT START VIOLENTLY SHAKING AND GO APESHIT
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>>15450446QUICKLY!GET NATE TO THE CONVEYER BELT AND HAVE XIM GRAB A SYRINGE AND HEAL CHUD BEFORE XHE BLEEDS OUT!
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>>15450466Nate uses the totally necessary gravity gun to grab a syringe and use it on Chud.
Speaking of which, they open up a crate and find it's full of life syringes.
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sperg brimstone
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>>15450482lash the crate onto the roof of the car and
head out with our equipment>>15450487gravity and AR for Nate
Mossberg and that other gun for Chud
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>>15450491kys this is a gemmy thread
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>>15450498by other gun do you mean the saiga (automatic shotgun) or the pistol
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>>15450498xwe must scope erraythang out in the ghetto boreforeand
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>>15450528Time to go to the ghetto and initiate TND
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>>15450528Get in the car and go to the ghettos, scope things out before we begin blasting
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>>15450542give it a minute and if it doesnt come back close it and just remake nate and chud, and load the ghetto build, i will wait for u
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OP update us
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>>15450542update naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaow
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>>15450656OMGSISA! YOU FIXED IT!
Where are we doe?
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The man on the rooftop of Nigger Inc. is none other than Tyrone McNigger himself. If you take him out, all of the heckin wholesome POC will most likely begin fighting each other to claim the throne.
>>15450662You're currently driving around the ghetto, so basically you can either start at the left or at the right.
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>>15450671Lets start at the right, we seem to have a height advantage there
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>>15450674But we could blow up Tyron with a mortar and that would be cool o algo
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>>15450678oh i didnt catch that geg, go to the left and ram with the car with a brick on the pedal to break up the building's negro population (take the syringes off obv)
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>>15450691K-k-k-k-k-k-keyed
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>>15450671is the goy acked on the rope still alive why is xhe twitching
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>>15450685You do just that.
The car speeds up and rams the first two before breaking the door and driving into the third guy's house.
This makes a really big mess. Now what?
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>>15450724bigger picture of the buildings so we can see whats intact
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>>15450740break in and kill the guy on the right
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>>15450656drive the bus and crash it
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>>15450756nate kills everybody in the ghetto
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>>15450756shoot xim again and get onto the roof of the building with the mortar
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>>15450814is the building being supported by the bus?
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>>15450834have nate bring the mortar down to base level and bombard the building, move chud inside the building that we first hit
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The wholesome POC at this point are aware and unholstered their guns.
>>15450840Nate moves the mortar back down using his gravity gun and Chud retreats into the building. Nate fires the mortar again, this time hitting the hanging troon's floor.
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>>15450874Nate fires 3 more times at 3 different angles, first hitting some random room, next hitting a pajeet right in the head and the last time actually injuring Tyrone before falling back.
Now what?
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>>15450912have chud lay covering fire as nate goes in the building to set the mortar up to fire inside on the buildings right side on the first floor to bring it down
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>>15450953what gun does nate have again?
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>>15450962AR and grav gun
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>>15450966He left the gravity gun back at the first building but he could go back to get it if necessary
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>>15450966Begin blasting through the door with the AR