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Jimbo and all of the people orbiting are snca and niggers
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jimbo orbiters surround xim because jimbo is so fat and retarded xhe pulled xhem into xheir gravitational well
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Here is your leaked dildo list btw
>1. Purple Veiny Monster 12" (10cm girth) $89.99 - Glows in the dark and tastes like grape soda. Jimbo says it "melts into his intestines like warm butter."
>2. [redacted] $249.99 - So heavy it gives Jimbo hemorrhoids just looking at it. [REDACTED
>3. GlorpMaster 9000 (18" with suction cups) $199.99 - Allegedly "whispers eldritch secrets" when inserted past the 6-inch mark. Comes with free tube of "GlorpLube" which may or may not contain microplastics.
>4. Dollar Store Special (3" neon pink) $1.25 - Purchased during a "spiritual crisis." Now used exclusively for stirring his protein shakes.
>5. The Widowmaker (Custom steel 24" x 5" diameter) $599.99 - Requires notarized waiver. Last used on livestream before EMTs were called. Currently displayed in his living room like a fucking trophy.
>6. Squishy "Tentacle" Thing (???) Found in alley behind anime convention. Jimbo insists it's "alive" and "responds to praise." Fed exclusively on Mountain Dew Code Red.
>7. His Ex-Wife's Vibrator (Unremarkable) Stolen during divorce proceedings. Used exclusively for revenge masturbation while watching her LinkedIn profile.
>8. The Holy Grail (Platinum-plated 10") Auctioned by Sotheby's. Allegedly blessed by the Pope in 1987. Currently stuck in Jimbo forever after a "devotional mishap."
>9. Fleshlight Filled with Peanut Butter (Self-explanatory) Jimbo calls this "The Elvis Experience."
>10. â™ undefinedâ™ (Military-grade) Purchased from Darkweb. Came with instruction manual written in Russian. Jimbo woke up with unexplained â™ â™ â™ tattoosâ™ â™ â™ after first use.
>11. "Woman" (Life-size silicone torso) $2,499.99 - Features "realistic wiggle physics" and built-in voicebox that just sobs quietly. Arrived in crate labeled "Fragile - Emotional Damage."
>12. Pool Noodle (Modified) $3.49 - "Close enough when you're hammered on Four Loko." Decorated with Sharpie veins.
>13. The Entire State of Vermont (Novelty) Won in drunken bet with senator. Now technically the largest dildo in America. Tax implications ongoing.
>14. "My Therapist Says This is a Cry for Help" (Hand-carved oak) Made during woodshop class. Smells vaguely of shame and sawdust.
>15. The Final Boss (50" inflatable) Requires bicycle pump. Last seen fully erect in backyard during hurricane, terrifying neighbors. Currently deflated and weeping quietly in garage.
>16. His Own Dick (Attached) Surprisingly not used much. Mostly just stares at it in confusion between sessions. Occasionally pats it like a suspicious package.
>17. Industrial Pipe (From Home Depot) "The warranty guy stopped returning my calls."
>18. The Concept of Fatherhood (Abstract) Jimbo screams at this one a lot.
>19. Your Mom (Borrowed) Please come pick her up, the smell is becoming a problem.
>20. The Void (Existential) Jimbo's most-used toy. Features infinite girth and eternal disappointment. Batteries not included.
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Cause Jimbrap is an unironic furfag ERPer
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>>15448682Probably the only thing I hate about him is him being a hypocrite who hates other furniggers while being a furnigger himself
<In other aspects he is just a boorusperg with nothing special
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>>15448700click the video btw
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the programmer creamated his balls
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i don’t hate oneshot i just love making fun of jimbo for whatever reason