>be me>go to the church of science>oh my science Fauci is there>drool uncontrollably>he does a vaxx thrust>i cum instantly>everyone claps>go home>mom says "have you prayed to our lord Fauci today?">"yes mommy">she pats my head and feeds

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Bobson 03/09/26 (Mon) 09:26:24 №15447721 [Quote]

>be me
>go to the church of science
>oh my science Fauci is there
>drool uncontrollably
>he does a vaxx thrust
>i cum instantly
>everyone claps
>go home
>mom says "have you prayed to our lord Fauci today?"
>"yes mommy"
>she pats my head and feeds me Soylent Green through a tube
>i drift off to sleep listening to CNN on the plasma screen tv built into my crib
>next day
>wake up feeling based
>turn on MSNBC to deprogram myself
>feel the soy flow through my veins again
>ah yes…normalcy
>hear a knock at the door
>it's my wife's boyfriend
>he hands me a brand new funko pop
>"for good behavior" he says
>i weep tears of joy
>he takes my wife into the bedroom
>i sit outside hugging my funko pop
>life is good
>i go to the nearest nintendo store
>buy a switch with my wife's boyfriend's credit card
>play animal crossing
>make my character wear a mask indoors
>nintendo rewards me with 500 nintendo points
>i donate them to the DNC
>Bernie Sanders personally calls me
>"thank you comrade"
>i blush
>the phone call turns into a 69 minute sermon about healthcare
>i faint from euphoria
>wake up in a bathtub full of soy milk
>this is the future liberals want
>and it's beautiful
>a black trans xueen calls my phone
>she says "you have been selected for the next stimulus check"
>i scream
>she says "you will be mailed a funko pop of Kamala Harris riding a rainbow dinosaur"
>i cum again
>the soy overflows
>my wife's boyfriend adopts me
>finally…a family

Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 09:27:54 №15447735 [Quote]

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HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
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HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
NOOOTHIIIIIIIINNGGGGGG!!!!
I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIIIIIIISSS!!!! I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIMM BAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
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I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIIIIIIISSS!!!! I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIMM BAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
NOOOTHIIIIIIIINNGGGGGG!!!!
I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIIIIIIISSS!!!! I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIMM BAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
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HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
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I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIIIIIIISSS!!!! I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIMM BAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
NOOOTHIIIIIIIINNGGGGGG!!!!
I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIIIIIIISSS!!!! I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIMM BAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
NOOOTHIIIIIIIINNGGGGGG!!!!
I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIIIIIIISSS!!!! I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIMM BAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
NOOOTHIIIIIIIINNGGGGGG!!!!
I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIIIIIIISSS!!!! I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIMM BAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
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HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
==WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I

Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 09:28:07 №15447737 [Quote]

[Disclaimer, I only wrote the first 3 lines of this, the rest was generated with AI]

Soyprano 03/09/26 (Mon) 09:28:16 №15447738 [Quote]

HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
NOOOTHIIIIIIIINNGGGGGG!!!!
I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIIIIIIISSS!!!! I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIMM BAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
NOOOTHIIIIIIIINNGGGGGG!!!!
I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIIIIIIISSS!!!! I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIMM BAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
NOOOTHIIIIIIIINNGGGGGG!!!!
I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIIIIIIISSS!!!! I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIMM BAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
NOOOTHIIIIIIIINNGGGGGG!!!!
I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIIIIIIISSS!!!! I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIMM BAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
NOOOTHIIIIIIIINNGGGGGG!!!!
I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIIIIIIISSS!!!! I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIMM BAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
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I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIIIIIIISSS!!!! I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIMM BAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
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HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
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HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
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HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
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HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
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I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIIIIIIISSS!!!! I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIMM BAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
NOOOTHIIIIIIIINNGGGGGG!!!!
I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIIIIIIISSS!!!! I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIMM BAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
NOOOTHIIIIIIIINNGGGGGG!!!!
I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIIIIIIISSS!!!! I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIMM BAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
NOOOTHIIIIIIIINNGGGGGG!!!!
I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIIIIIIISSS!!!! I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIMM BAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
NOOOTHIIIIIIIINNGGGGGG!!!!
I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIIIIIIISSS!!!! I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIMM BAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
NOOOTHIIIIIIIINNGGGGGG!!!!
I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIIIIIIISSS!!!! I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIMM BAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I HAVE WHEN HES GONEEE!!?!?!?
NOOOTHIIIIIIIINNGGGGGG!!!!
I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIIIIIIISSS!!!! I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIM BACK I WANT HIMM BAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
HESS GONNE IM GOING KILL YOUUUU!!!
==WHAT PURPOSE DO I, ME, MEEE, YES MEEEEEEE, WHAT PURPOSE.. DO I

Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 09:51:38 №15447897 [Quote]

Gem.

Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 10:31:52 №15448065 [Quote]

.bum

Chud 03/09/26 (Mon) 11:13:25 №15448221 [Quote]

go ub