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Some 'gram just posted a whole fucking PDF of dis, this was after hacking stuff like Ukranian minstries and other stuff,

"Tonight our team breach contractor
workstation linked to Fort Meade complex. We obtain
ed 108 documents. Many are boring budget requests. But THIS
one is interesting. NSA monitor some kind of 'Soyjak party'??? We do not understand. Does the American military
celebrate with soy product? Is this a biological program?
Psychological operation? We uploaded full document below.
Judge for yourself. Document appears to be very classified."
Holy fhck

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inb4 deleted

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>>15430557 (OP)
WHAT THE FUCK SNOPES?

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i was here im trans btw

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fake

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sentieeeeeeeeeent

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esl

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>>15430557 (OP)
FUCK CIANIGGERS GLOWNIGGERS I WILL DIE BEFORE YOU RAPE ME YOU WILL NEVER RAPE ME ALIVE

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>>15430557 (OP)
bait everyene fell for

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post the whole pdf

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true and straight

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Post the whole document or something

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OH NONONON NUSOIS ARE LEAKING CLASSIFIED FILES

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These woah jacks drinking soylent sure are a dangerous threat!

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haven't we been under investigation ever since (((that one event)))

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>>15430599
The document states March 4th, 2024, so they've been watching us beforehand

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WHAT THE FUCK

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>>15430606
assuming its real im not buying it rn

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THIS IS HUGE

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'CHIVE THIS NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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which telegram group is it in and send the whole pdf

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Good i hope this shit site gets shut down i got radicalized by it fuck you niggers

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Fake and gay

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>>15430624
JANNIES APPROVE

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>>15430624
inb4 coinslot

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Send the PDFs on a 'box link o algo

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>>15430557 (OP)
>We uploaded full document below.

Send the full PDF

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>>15430646

Catbox links were banned recently iirc im trans btw

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>>15430624
fake fake fake fake

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send the whole pdf already stop sugarcoating it

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>>15430646
>>15430655
It's true. You get auto'nished.

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xis CIA document affirmed mi btw

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>>15430655
You can just bypass the filter doe

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send through limewire

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>>15430661
is this real

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'CHIVE 'CHIVE 'CHIVE EVERYTHIIIINNNNGGGGGGG

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welp

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>>15430661
>Subject alpha
yeah its fake

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fake and gay
send the fucking pdf here nigger

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this is fake af GEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>15430661
Nigga look at the Analyst Note its fucking GEG!

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>>15430675
>Applejak

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Even if this is fake it's still impressive how convincingly you can write a fbi pdf

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>>15430701
not sentient kill yourself ponynigger

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nigger this is fak

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>>15430701
>trying lee bait in 2026

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op post fuggen pdf or its fake

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>>15430683
nigga the text isn't even formatted right and you expect me to believe this?

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>>15430661
you know they wouldve shut this bread down if they were actually here

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>>15430701
plap meat

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>chatgpt generate a convincing looking nsa paper about soyjak.party and export to pdf, make no mistakes

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>>15430720
2 reppies. Win by ponybait standards.

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>>15430735
thats aryan shemmycuck

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>>15430739
sentieeeeeeent

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>>15430739
if i was lee goldson you'd have 50 (you)s

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>>15430739
Sorry but D-tier troonslop

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>>15430624
>DISCLAIMER (PARODY)
wtf is this real o algo

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>geg

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>>15430743
>>15430746
>>15430751
That makes five. You're spoiling me so.

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shouldve just left it at the first page op

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This is real, the redactions and data transferring are what caused the shitty formatting. All anonymous imageboards are actively datamined with stylometry and what not to identify users. Remember when they subpoenad the employee at Epstein's jail cell who stated they dragged him out?

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messing with yo head

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op is making the next file on canva to send it here geg

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OP is false flagging, this is the real document

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>>15430784
Fail indeed, actually.

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>>15430784
yikes… the amount of times you try to fail bait me

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>>15430779
Post more then. Send the 'box/filehost link in the IRC or something

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>>15430767
they literally call sooty soot SUBJECT ALPHA
this is not real nigga!

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>>15430796
I enjoy writing to people, so it makes up for all the failure.

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Bait everybaldi fell for

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>>15430824
>Applejak

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>>15430824
my sweet summer child

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>>15430832
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

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>>>15430799
Nah its real because xey are maldijg about us taking down 4cuck

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GOOD THREADS ARE FLOODING WITH NIGGERS NOWADAYS… WHERE DID IT ALL, GO SO VERY BROWN?

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>>15430806

Post more

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Glowies are trying to derail with brimstone

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>>15430806
>soyjak authenticity index

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β€˜Chive the pdf somewhere and post a link to it if you aren’t gonna post the pdf nigga

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It's fake and portionmarked all wrong, SUBJECT ALPHA wouldn't be used in such a report. Headers look like an actual doc, but in a document like this each paragraph would say something like (U//FOUO) at the beginning. I.E.

(U//FOUO) OP is a massive fucking faggot. I have moderate confidence xe is also a hecking troon.

(TS//TK) This was obtained via a DX query run on OP's birthday.

(U//FOUO) OP is indeed a faggot in the eyes of everyone and this is fake as shit.

(S//NF) As a result of how bad this bait is, OP's house is getting drone striked.

Derived from NSA-CSS Policy 2-12

You niggas didn't actually hack NSANet go home faggots.

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>>15430932
>OP's house is getting drone striked.
Do rapeape instead.

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>>15430932
since you work for the feds can you confirm or deny if there are any actual documents on us?

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>>15430932
ITT WE 'APE OP FOR FALSE DEMORALIZATION

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>baiting every nusoi on /soy/ with obvious fake documents

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>baiting every nusoi on /soy/ with obvious fake documents
Zoomers use this shit,they don't know any better if it's a fake document or not

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OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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i like how OP's larp got sussed out, get fucked soishart

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This baited me and I killed everybaldi on the IRC

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>77+ replies

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mid-to-high effort bait, it's not something seen everyday as it actually tries something new, although could've used more research

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gazillion year irrelevant snca nobaldi cares about *yawn*

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Baited everybaldi award

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>>15431009
even doe im a zoomer and i knew this was obvious bait, anyone who fell for this is a retard

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Good post, 10/10

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>>15431054
It's actually fairly decent but again he fucked up details anyone that anyone who's ever read a document like this is going to immediately notice. Bad portionmarking, POSTERBOARD would be one word not two, and half the IC getting drawn into this super officially like the sharty is run by Osama bin Laden 2 make it pretty funny but also pretty shitty bait. o algo



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