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 â„–15422114[Quote]

>*BEEP *BEEP* *BEEP*

The alarm has waken you up to another morning. You check your alarm clock, it's Friday today. You then sit up in your bed and look outside your bedside window. Same old same old, after this you get your clothes on, have breakfast, and head outside for work.

The elevator is to your left although you do have some time to spare. What should you do?

 â„–15422118[Quote]

no arrow

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no green arrow therefore i cant read

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>>15422118
There is an arrow you blind retard. though

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Browse the sharty for gems

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>>15422124
You just left your apartment.

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>>15422128
On the phone or something

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make it greentext i cant read

 â„–15422136[Quote]

take the stairs

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Pledge allegiance to the United States of Israel

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Rape myself

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Nuke Iran.

 â„–15422204[Quote]

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>>*BEEP *BEEP* *BEEP*
>
>The alarm has waken you up to another morning. You check your alarm clock, it's Friday today. You then sit up in your bed and look outside your bedside window. Same old same old, after this you get your clothes on, have breakfast, and head outside for work.
>
>The elevator is to your left although you do have some time to spare. What should you do?

 â„–15422224[Quote]

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>>15422131
You head towards the elevator and go down towards the lobby, on the way you take out your phone and browse the sharty. It's not the same as before but you're just glad Quote didn't shut it down.

Now that you're in the elevtor what should you do?

 â„–15422228[Quote]


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>>15422204
why are you super saging an adventure thread?

 â„–15422245[Quote]

>>15422204
why are you so full of hate

 â„–15422254[Quote]

>>15422224
go to the the lobby

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>>15422224
Squawk like a chudcel and shit on the elevator floor.

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up

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>>15422254
>*DING*

The elevator has arrived at the lobby, you head out of the elevator and into the main lobby. Theres nothing much here although theres that old lady at the front desk you can talk to.

Or you can just leave for work right now, what should you do?

 â„–15422399[Quote]

>>15422273
Why do teens always bring up poo in every conersation?

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>>15422393
sprint out

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>>15422402
You head outside for work, Now the path to work is to your right. However there is that annoying tranny standing on that path. He's always there every single day talking about some "trans rights" bullshit evndoe trannies are better off that most people.

You could take the left route but that is longer. What should you do?

 â„–15422589[Quote]

>>15422568
use your esoteric hyperborean argathian indoaryan hitlerpowers to btfo the troon

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>>15422568
snatch xer phone/box or whatever geg

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>>15422568
turn around and try another path or something

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>>15422568
kick xer in the axe wound and say YWNBAW

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>>15422589
You raise your hand and point it towards the tranny and start channeling all your transphobia and bigotry towards it. Suddenly your eyes turn blue and then a flying Swastika comes down and decapitates the troon. He then falls dead in seconds.

Now that you have unlocked your aryan powers, what should you do?



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