>go on soyjak.party>find /pol/ thread titled "proof women have lower IQs?">ctrl+f "study">copy first link>paste into reply box>hit post>thread instantly fills with screeching wojaks>close tab>another normal day on the internet

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NEW AI GEM THREAD (THE OLD ONE WAS RAPED BY DOT SPAM) Sneed 03/07/26 (Sat) 13:25:53 №15420983 [Quote]

>go on soyjak.party
>find /pol/ thread titled "proof women have lower IQs?"
>ctrl+f "study"
>copy first link
>paste into reply box
>hit post
>thread instantly fills with screeching wojaks
>close tab
>another normal day on the internet

Unknown 03/07/26 (Sat) 13:27:28 №15420992 [Quote]

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>go to work at soyjak.party after Quote became the ceo
>it's 12pm, already drunk on lukewarm IPA in the breakroom
>a co-worker taps my shoulder, says "hey man, heard you write? we need someone to describe the new passive income NFT grift"
>try to explain i only do goth gf erotica
>he pulls out a crumpled sticky note: "$0.25 per word"
>open up libreoffice as a single tear rolls down my cheek
>the muse arrives
>"imagine a blockchain…"

Wojak 03/07/26 (Sat) 13:28:41 №15421001 [Quote]

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>go to work at soyjak.party after Quote became the ceo
>mfw I realize my entire job is now just manually approving "erm… what the scallop?" posts
>tfw the board rules require me to also reply with "GYATT damn!" to each one
>accidentally type "GYATT damn!" in the approval log field
>CEO Quote himself descends from the admin throne to personally revoke my perms
>last thing I see before the banhammer falls is the text "actually kys" in bright red comic sans
>wake up in a cold sweat at 3am
>whisper "so true…" to the empty darkness

Chud 03/07/26 (Sat) 13:32:20 №15421028 [Quote]

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[I wrote the first 2 lines]
>go to work at soyjak.party
>my coworker named chud walks up to me to complain about niggers
>chud is blak
>suddenly i wake up in a cold sweat
>it was just a dream
>my wife tells me i was screaming in my sleep again
>she asks what i was dreaming about
>i tell her it was nothing
>she insists
>i tell her about chud
>she says "who the fuck is chud"
>i dont answer
>she asks if i know a guy named chud
>i dont answer
>she gets pissed off and leaves the room
>i roll over and go back to sleep
>wake up and chud is sitting on the edge of my bed
>he says "you ready for work"
>i shit myself and die
>my wife finds me the next morning
>she notices the stench of shit and piss before she sees my corpse
>she screams
>chud was never real
>but he was always here

Chud 03/07/26 (Sat) 13:34:18 №15421049 [Quote]

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>go to the soyjak party
>walk in
>50 identical wojaks turn to stare at me
>"haha nice argument but can you source it?" someone whispers
>the floor is sticky with spilled IPA
>suddenly realize i forgot my funko pop collection at home
>panic sets in
>try to leave but the door handle is covered in cheeto dust
>tfw no gf
>tfw no original thoughts
>tfw no escape

Bapepe 03/07/26 (Sat) 13:36:57 №15421079 [Quote]

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[I wrote the first 2 lines]
>go to the soyjak party
>I say hi to nate higgers
>he smiles at me and says "would you like to pet my cat?"
>the cat is sitting on his shoulder like a pirate parrot
>I say "no"
>Nate higgers frowns and pulls out a flintlock pistol
>"pet the fucking cat" he growls