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>>15420230 (OP)I visit the /lgbt/ province
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i rape them
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Go to /v/ because my life is like a video game
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Use the long-dead websitefiles to fly
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I go to a local merchant
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deploy the keylogger
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>>15420230 (OP)do not raid this thread. this one is gemmy
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Go to /jp/ and kill everybody there
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>>15420298Your stomach growls at you, begging to consume more gems. You enter the streets of /bant/ looking for more of your kind before stumbling across a merchant.
>onionFAGS SAW IT COMING KEK, NOW BUY SOMETHING OR GET OUT.The store's currency seems to be reaction images and pornography, you run your hand through your pockets, pulling out your brimstone folder meant for baiting autistic kids back in the Soy Empire. You have 88 images, should you buy something?
<Map of Continental Cuckia - 55 images<Pornography stash - 50 images<Leave<Soyquote β15420651[Quote]
if you think about it, the porn costs less than the map, so it would be a bargain if you bought the porn instead of the map
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>>15420603buy the porn only to burn it afterwards to make him seethe
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Soyquote that sissy
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>>15420603I guess i soyquote
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>>15420667how the fuck do you burn digital porn?
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>>15420733No chud it's like, 4chan isn't real it's digital but he's in 4chan in real life, so the porn exists in real life because it's like an adaptation of a digital thing
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>>15420738oh okay im a reatrd
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>>15420603Buy the map, it will be helpful.
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>>15420797Give some out for free at /b/
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For reference, your inventory looks like this and says this.
>38 bait images
>Stainless Steel Ridge Walletβ’
>A small photograph of your dada DOLL
>ImageEmbedderDevice
>Soyfolder
>Nophono Pro Max
>Your Soyjak Encyclopedia
>A map of the Soy Empire (it's useless since the country is now in civil war)
>Some other Shit Nobody Cares About that would serve as plot armor since the main character never dies.
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>>15420813After poisoning the pornography folder, you navigate towards section /b/. From your information, the section is the brimstone capital of Cuckia, producing 271 thrembillion tons annually. You proceed towards the torn metal gates encasing the entire area, the smell of rotten egg, smog and dalit excretement lingering stronger with every step, your nostrils scrunch in reaction.
A makeshift disguise is made by taping an image of an anime girl to your face, this and the information you learned about the boogeymen should help fit in.
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>>15421041start posting some of the porn in the related threads
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OP here, I am getting off the shardee tonight since I need sleep, anyone is welcome to continue the thread from now on. I have multiple exams this week so I will be busy with shit. Here is an archive just in case the thread is slid.
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0307-2242-21/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15420230.htmlG'night.
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>>15421145goodnight thank you for being a gem