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This might be the brimmiest log I have seen in my 2 years on this site

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trve

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Mister Marks, can you find for me
Someone strong and sweet, fitting on my knee?
She can keep her job if she gets it wrong
Ah, but, Mister Marks, I won't need her long
All I need is help for a little while
Who can take dictation and learn to smile
And a temporary secretary is what I need for to do the job
I need a—

Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary

Mister Marks, could you send her quick?
'Cause my regular has been getting sick
I need a—

Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary

Mister Marks, I can pay her well
If she comes along and can stay a spell
I will promise now that I'll treat her right
And will rarely keep her 'til late at night
I need a—

She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon, if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
I need a, I need a—

Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire

Now, Mister Marks, when I send her back
Will you please make sure she stays on the right track?
Well, I know how hard it is for young girls these days
In the face of everything, to stay on the right track…

She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon, if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary

Temporary secretary
(I need a) temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
(I need a) Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary (Oh)
Temporary secretary

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QUOTES SHARTY IS HERE TO STAY

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^This might be the brimmiest log I have seen in my 2 years on this site

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>>15418942 (OP)
What about my thread?

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its really trash

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>>15419388
All of this is automated

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>>15419406
Gem in a sea of coal

>>15419385 (OP)
And they used to say it was bad in 2024…

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shartaryan trvthnvke, they will never let us talk about (((who))) is forcing it, no soyteen or autistic poster up and decides to break their normal posting schedule with this

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>16 year old girls are sluts for BBC or something

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<I LOVE INDIAN BBC NYAAAAAAAAAAA

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DOLCTOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZELLIG PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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All of these threads are bait or were created as a result of it

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>anything I dont like is bait

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>>15419475
Margenvke

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saying shit like brmmiest log in 2026 is crazy



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