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sharty culture :3

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Mister Marks, can you find for me
Someone strong and sweet, fitting on my knee?
She can keep her job if she gets it wrong
Ah, but, Mister Marks, I won't need her long
All I need is help for a little while
Who can take dictation and learn to smile
And a temporary secretary is what I need for to do the job
I need a—

Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary

Mister Marks, could you send her quick?
'Cause my regular has been getting sick
I need a—

Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary

Mister Marks, I can pay her well
If she comes along and can stay a spell
I will promise now that I'll treat her right
And will rarely keep her 'til late at night
I need a—

She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon, if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
I need a, I need a—

Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire

Now, Mister Marks, when I send her back
Will you please make sure she stays on the right track?
Well, I know how hard it is for young girls these days
In the face of everything, to stay on the right track…

She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon, if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary

Temporary secretary
(I need a) temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
(I need a) Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary (Oh)
Temporary secretary

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Remember to go into catalog mode and shift-click this thread

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up!

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why is this place hell

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>Sharty culture is ‘p

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Baited eveyene award

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It's not even nusois falling for bait anymore
The same zartycuck is just bumping bait

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gem :3

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up!!!!

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>>15419403
>Zarty
Falseflag, they even got a thread on him

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EEE

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can we make frequent commenters not make the system bumo threads anymore, it would help a lot with annoying faggots necrobumping bait

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>>15419637
shift click the thread nusoi

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Why are zelligpedos so pedophilic? though

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upp!!!

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gem :3

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upp!!!

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nigger

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>>15419733
ISRAEL NIGGER

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up… :<

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gem :3



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