№15419291[Quote]
>2026 sharty
>Log on, Quoteflare screening proxy prompts me to solve the captcha.
<Select all squares with dead nigger babies.
>Solve it, open the site. Favicon.png is HTSM coinslot
>Gore 'p flashes on my screen, Tor browser opens 3 onion links.
>Close Tor.
>Look at the home page. An announcement in red text at the top of the page says:
REMEMBER NUSOIS, YOU HACKED 4CHAN AND YOU VILL FIGHT FOR DEMOCRACY AND AGAINST RULECUCKING. SHARTY 'ZELLIG 'CORD: cordni.gg/AWnaiwdn
>Only available boards are /soy/, /fpe/, /qa/, /cado/ and /gem/.
>Open /soy/.
>Mostly NAS, one soyquote thread, a looped raid thread from 2 months ago, and a metawhining thread that asks jannies to
<UNBAN DEM COCOMELON KID GROOMING RAIDS MANE FUGGEN JERDEE
>Open the soyquote thread.
>It's a "soybait" thread with gif that instantly switches to babyjak porn as picrel.
>Hover my mouse cursor over the report button
>'nished instantly, ban message:
^You have been banned. Reason: your IP did not make a request to soyjak.xxx/rules.html yet.
>Open rules.
<You WILL NOT make fun of soyboys.
<My Little Pony porn in thread OPs is mandatory on all boards.
<You WILL NOT respond with 'sentient nameroll'.
<You WILL NOT announce your reports.
<Posting critic of the Order of the Nine Angels is FORBIDDEN.
<Posting 'p on /cado/ is FORBIDDEN, unless it's a coinslot. Use other boards if you need to fill your 'p stash.
>What the fuck.
>Move a slider to the picture with EXACTLY 3 Applejacks to post.
>Post a thread with a soyjak, put MLP diaper porn in the corner of the OP.
>An alert shows up:
<Unrecognized file hash. If you wish to post OC, upload it to gems.soyjak.xxx and send the link in the IRC to whitelist it.
>Fuck this shit site. At least there is a raid of some sort.
>Open the raid thread.
>It's a Roblox 'cord raid.
<personalarmy.png
<OPERATION: TOTAL CHILDREN GROOM
<KIKES' KIDS ARE ON THE 'BLOX 'CORD SERVER. SPAM 'P
>Alright, I think I'll dox some troon next
>My computer's speakers say
<You have been deemed as the enemy of The Party. Bigotry will not be tolerated. Do you wish to continue using the site?
>Sure, I guess. I have nowhere else to go, even doe 4cuck is better at this point.
>Yes, I wish to keep using the site.
<Due to your standing with the soyboy community, a Kolyma mind control cyber enhancement chip will be installed, just like in your heckin' Soyberpunk.. Try to relax.
>Marge…
>My computer cords and wires unplug and start wrapping around my arms and legs. The power cord starts strangling me.
>OOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOG FUCKING TOES DOLL SOOT ROOT KUZ QUOTE OR WHATEVER HELP
>Limeade breaks into my room holding some small metal rectangle. I pass out
№15419296[Quote]
Mister Marks, can you find for me
Someone strong and sweet, fitting on my knee?
She can keep her job if she gets it wrong
Ah, but, Mister Marks, I won't need her long
All I need is help for a little while
Who can take dictation and learn to smile
And a temporary secretary is what I need for to do the job
I need a—
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Mister Marks, could you send her quick?
'Cause my regular has been getting sick
I need a—
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Mister Marks, I can pay her well
If she comes along and can stay a spell
I will promise now that I'll treat her right
And will rarely keep her 'til late at night
I need a—
She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon, if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
I need a, I need a—
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Now, Mister Marks, when I send her back
Will you please make sure she stays on the right track?
Well, I know how hard it is for young girls these days
In the face of everything, to stay on the right track…
She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon, if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
(I need a) temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
(I need a) Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary (Oh)
Temporary secretary
Mister Marks, can you find for me
Someone strong and sweet, fitting on my knee?
She can keep her job if she gets it wrong
Ah, but, Mister Marks, I won't need her long
All I need is help for a little while
Who can take dictation and learn to smile
And a temporary secretary is what I need for to do the job
I need a—
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Mister Marks, could you send her quick?
'Cause my regular has been getting sick
I need a—
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Mister Marks, I can pay her well
If she comes along and can stay a spell
I will promise now that I'll treat her right
And will rarely keep her 'til late at night
I need a—
She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon, if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
I need a, I need a—
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Now, Mister Marks, when I send her back
Will you please make sure she stays on the right track?
Well, I know how hard it is for young girls these days
In the face of everything, to stay on the right track…
She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon, if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
(I need a) temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
(I need a) Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary (Oh)
Temporary secretary