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>2026 sharty
>Log on, Quoteflare screening proxy prompts me to solve the captcha.

<Select all squares with dead nigger babies.


>Solve it, open the site. Favicon.png is HTSM coinslot

>Gore 'p flashes on my screen, Tor browser opens 3 onion links.
>Close Tor.
>Look at the home page. An announcement in red text at the top of the page says:

REMEMBER NUSOIS, YOU HACKED 4CHAN AND YOU VILL FIGHT FOR DEMOCRACY AND AGAINST RULECUCKING. SHARTY 'ZELLIG 'CORD: cordni.gg/AWnaiwdn

>Only available boards are /soy/, /fpe/, /qa/, /cado/ and /gem/.

>Open /soy/.
>Mostly NAS, one soyquote thread, a looped raid thread from 2 months ago, and a metawhining thread that asks jannies to

<UNBAN DEM COCOMELON KID GROOMING RAIDS MANE FUGGEN JERDEE


>Open the soyquote thread.

>It's a "soybait" thread with gif that instantly switches to babyjak porn as picrel.
>Hover my mouse cursor over the report button
>'nished instantly, ban message:

^You have been banned. Reason: your IP did not make a request to soyjak.xxx/rules.html yet.


>Open rules.


<You WILL NOT make fun of soyboys.

<My Little Pony porn in thread OPs is mandatory on all boards.
<You WILL NOT respond with 'sentient nameroll'.
<You WILL NOT announce your reports.
<Posting critic of the Order of the Nine Angels is FORBIDDEN.
<Posting 'p on /cado/ is FORBIDDEN, unless it's a coinslot. Use other boards if you need to fill your 'p stash.

>What the fuck.

>Move a slider to the picture with EXACTLY 3 Applejacks to post.
>Post a thread with a soyjak, put MLP diaper porn in the corner of the OP.
>An alert shows up:

<Unrecognized file hash. If you wish to post OC, upload it to gems.soyjak.xxx and send the link in the IRC to whitelist it.


>Fuck this shit site. At least there is a raid of some sort.

>Open the raid thread.
>It's a Roblox 'cord raid.

<personalarmy.png

<OPERATION: TOTAL CHILDREN GROOM
<KIKES' KIDS ARE ON THE 'BLOX 'CORD SERVER. SPAM 'P

>Alright, I think I'll dox some troon next

>My computer's speakers say

<You have been deemed as the enemy of The Party. Bigotry will not be tolerated. Do you wish to continue using the site?


>Sure, I guess. I have nowhere else to go, even doe 4cuck is better at this point.

>Yes, I wish to keep using the site.

<Due to your standing with the soyboy community, a Kolyma mind control cyber enhancement chip will be installed, just like in your heckin' Soyberpunk.. Try to relax.


>Marge…

>My computer cords and wires unplug and start wrapping around my arms and legs. The power cord starts strangling me.
>OOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOG FUCKING TOES DOLL SOOT ROOT KUZ QUOTE OR WHATEVER HELP
>Limeade breaks into my room holding some small metal rectangle. I pass out

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I guess nusois really do that…

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gem, this all happened by november 2026 though
scary but true

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>>15413628
I'm a time traveler, it will happen this summer.

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This will be sharty in like two months at this point

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><Select all squares with dead nigger babies.
this made me geg out loud

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gem goes up

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geg

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up

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this

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>>15413648
is this image true then?

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This is the future you chose, nusois

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>>15413845
erm… no I didn't nufrog

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mossad brimstone that mixes in gemmy things with coally things

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>>15413838
1 and 4 are le good though

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>>15413910
only 2 is good in my honest opinion

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>>15413929
frootlicker.

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>>15413949
I joined during Quote so I don't know if he was le bad, as far as I'm concerned, all admins is Epstein larping as someone else making a different-colored soyjak every time

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of course le op is gonna dive into site deeper when he sees the first 'p image. Genuinely, extremely le fynni greentext

>>'p joke>'p joke>'p joke>'p joke>'p joke>'p joke>'p joke

kill yourself faggot

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>of course le op is gonna dive into site deeper when he sees the first 'p image. Genuinely, extremely le fynni greentext
>
>>>'p joke>'p joke>'p joke>'p joke>'p joke>'p joke>'p joke
>kill yourself faggot

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>>15414008
ev&doe xhe's right

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>>15413993
Nigger look out. 'P threads about 'aping a 16 years old in brutal ways are not banned. This is not even a joke this is just satire over truth

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>>15414023
Oh give me a break
β€œSOMEONE SAID SOMETHING BAD WITH A BUFF GRAY MAN ATTACHED”
Its a picture

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>>15414047
>Saaaar lolicon is just a picture stop being so obsessed over it o algo

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>>15414059
>soyteens cant not project their children fetish for one second
SAD

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I'm scared

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>>15414073
>Literally say that fantasize about raping 16 years old is SNCA because it's just a picture
Go back

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>>15414132
'gated fuggen jerdee

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>>2026 sharty
>>Log on, Quoteflare screening proxy prompts me to solve the captcha.
>
><Select all squares with dead nigger babies.
>
>>Solve it, open the site. Favicon.png is HTSM coinslot
>>Gore 'p flashes on my screen, Tor browser opens 3 onion links.
>>Close Tor.
>>Look at the home page. An announcement in red text at the top of the page says:
>
>REMEMBER NUSOIS, YOU HACKED 4CHAN AND YOU VILL FIGHT FOR DEMOCRACY AND AGAINST RULECUCKING. SHARTY 'ZELLIG 'CORD: cordni.gg/AWnaiwdn
>
>>Only available boards are /soy/, /fpe/, /qa/, /cado/ and /gem/.
>>Open /soy/.
>>Mostly NAS, one soyquote thread, a looped raid thread from 2 months ago, and a metawhining thread that asks jannies to
>
><UNBAN DEM COCOMELON KID GROOMING RAIDS MANE FUGGEN JERDEE
>
>>Open the soyquote thread.
>>It's a "soybait" thread with gif that instantly switches to babyjak porn as picrel.
>>Hover my mouse cursor over the report button
>>'nished instantly, ban message:
>
>^You have been banned. Reason: your IP did not make a request to soyjak.xxx/rules.html yet.
>
>>Open rules.
>
><You WILL NOT make fun of soyboys.
><My Little Pony porn in thread OPs is mandatory on all boards.
><You WILL NOT respond with 'sentient nameroll'.
><You WILL NOT announce your reports.
><Posting critic of the Order of the Nine Angels is FORBIDDEN.
><Posting 'p on /cado/ is FORBIDDEN, unless it's a coinslot. Use other boards if you need to fill your 'p stash.
>
>>What the fuck.
>>Move a slider to the picture with EXACTLY 3 Applejacks to post.
>>Post a thread with a soyjak, put MLP diaper porn in the corner of the OP.
>>An alert shows up:
>
><Unrecognized file hash. If you wish to post OC, upload it to gems.soyjak.xxx and send the link in the IRC to whitelist it.
>
>>Fuck this shit site. At least there is a raid of some sort.
>>Open the raid thread.
>>It's a Roblox 'cord raid.
>
><personalarmy.png
><OPERATION: TOTAL CHILDREN GROOM
><KIKES' KIDS ARE ON THE 'BLOX 'CORD SERVER. SPAM 'P
>
>>Alright, I think I'll dox some troon next
>>My computer's speakers say
>
><You have been deemed as the enemy of The Party. Bigotry will not be tolerated. Do you wish to continue using the site?
>
>>Sure, I guess. I have nowhere else to go, even doe 4cuck is better at this point.
>>Yes, I wish to keep using the site.
>
><Due to your standing with the soyboy community, a Kolyma mind control cyber enhancement chip will be installed, just like in your heckin' Soyberpunk.. Try to relax.
>
>>Marge…
>>My computer cords and wires unplug and start wrapping around my arms and legs. The power cord starts strangling me.
>>OOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOG FUCKING TOES DOLL SOOT ROOT KUZ QUOTE OR WHATEVER HELP
>>Limeade breaks into my room holding some small metal rectangle. I pass out

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>>>15414073
>>Literally say that fantasize bout raping 16 year old iz SNCA cuz iz just a picture
>Go back

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>>>15414132 (You)
>'gated fuggen jerdee



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