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This is an absolute fucking disaster

every month, i make a vat of chilli and i add 1 ghost pepper because it balances out, and i freeze most of it.
anyway, i instinctively itched the tip of my penis, and as I'm uncircumcised, the pain was absolutely immense. Like, i touched the pepper seed and everything so it was burning real bad.
For the pain, i put my cock in the carton of milk, with the intention of throwing it out after, but my fucking sister saw it on the kitchen counter and she's eating cornflakes omg OH MY GOD i was literally about to put it in the bin, but i had to head upstairs for my phone FUCK

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You did it on purpose. You touched the tip on purpose. You put your BWC in a carton of milk on purpose. You wrote this nophono thread on purpose

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Why don't gighers quote funny stuff like this?

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>>15410305
You never see giggers lighting their penis on fire anymore, you just don't

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>>15410305
This is an absolute fucking disaster

every month, i make a vat of chilli and i add 1 ghost pepper because it balances out, and i freeze most of it.
>anyway, i instinctively itched the tip of my penis, and as I'm uncircumcised, the pain was absolutely immense. Like, i touched the pepper seed and everything so it was burning real bad.
>For the pain, i put my cock in the carton of milk, with the intention of throwing it out after, but my fucking sister saw it on the kitchen counter and she's eating cornflakes omg OH MY GOD i was literally about to put it in the bin, but i had to head upstairs for my phone FUCK

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>>15411556
kek giggers cant gigaquote anymore

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>>>15410305
>This is an absolute fucking disaster
>
>every month, i make a vat of chilli and i add 1 ghost pepper because it balances out, and i freeze most of it.
>>anyway, i instinctively itched the tip of my penis, and as I'm uncircumcised, the pain was absolutely immense. Like, i touched the pepper seed and everything so it was burning real bad.
>>For the pain, i put my cock in the carton of milk, with the intention of throwing it out after, but my fucking sister saw it on the kitchen counter and she's eating cornflakes omg OH MY GOD i was literally about to put it in the bin, but i had to head upstairs for my phone FUCK

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>>15411564
not being able to gigaquote

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>>15411546
>not lighting your penis on fire

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>>15411576
turning your penis into a flamethrower

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>here's an embarassing information about myself nobaldi cares about

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maybe you should get some clam staples for your weird penis if this is such a common occurrence

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>>15412269
>maybe you should get some clam staples for your weird penis if this is such a common occurrence, lois

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>>15412321
Why is she green albeit

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>>15410298
Marge what happens if I put it in milk



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