/soy/ - Soyjaks

Time traveller here. Clamstaples is real and will create Poopson a month from now. I cannot divulge many details right now but you will know when it is posted. It will be a Cobson/Splinterjak variant featuring embedded 'p. It will be impossible to detect as it is a ticking timebomb. several months after the first poopson is posted, the technique for how Clamstaples embedded 'p will be leaked to journalists (in particular, one that was doxed by soyteens not too long ago.) and several hit pieces will come out condemning the sharty, demanding it be shut down. At the same time, several letter agencies will pressure Quote to shut down the site.

oh and ama while I'm here.